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  1. madisonxoxo3 madisonxoxo3
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    10th grade
    As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    11th grade
    The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    Senior year
    The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    Graduation Day
    A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    A Few Years Later
    Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    Funeral
    Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.

  2. ForeverAndEver16 ForeverAndEver16
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    And I still ask myself WHY I like him.
    I just DO.

  3. fanasy_chika fanasy_chika
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 7:31am UTC
    Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

  4. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 11:29am UTC
    Harry Potter: And who do you think you are...
    Voldemort:...
    Harry Potter: Running around leaving scars?

  5. Softball33 Softball33
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 11:30am UTC
    It's said that when you hear someone call your name, and no one did, that it's your family talking to you and you're in a coma.


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  7. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I'm so sick
    Of all this stupid stereotyping
    that all girls wear superhero capes
    when they go to the toilet.
    ©jassayloux

  8. lovecrazy lovecrazy
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    October 25, 2012 3:23pm UTC
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  10. ltoma18 ltoma18
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
    Avoid all mirrors
    Airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
    I lived a good life
    Hear thumps while in shower:
    Your whole family is being killed and you're next
    Turns off all lights before going to bed:
    OMG run for the bed before the demons get you
    Elevator door doesn't open immediately:
    Trapped forever
    Realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?
    Oh god zombies

  11. DoodleLove DoodleLove
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Lol So True: #1743
    There is no angry way to say "bubbles".
    lolsotrue.com

  12. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Apparently adjusting your
    bra in public is a "gross
    behavior".
    Excuse you.
    If a guy can scratch his junk
    in public, I can adust my
    bra, thank you.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    that time of year is approaching:
    -scary lawn decorations
    - terrifying tv programs-
    people in costumes going door to door
    it's election season.

  14. xoKatxo10 xoKatxo10
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Fri(end) Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) everyne of them has an [END] except for Fam(ILY)

  15. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
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    October 15, 2011 5:19pm UTC
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  16. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I hated my grandma
    Oh so very much
    She always tried to kiss me
    Always tried to touch
    One day I wanted to go out
    Party hard, without a doubt
    But grandma said I couldn't
    Because something was very wrong
    She got us reservations for a resturaunt
    And bought me my favorite song
    I yelled at her and called her names
    Told her I was through with her games
    Tears went down her wrinkled face
    I hated her, what a disgrace!
    She told me I could finally go
    And she was sorry she didnt know
    That friends where more important than
    Another night with my grandma Lenn
    I went to the party it was cool
    I remembered what grandma said
    No alcohol, so drink a red bull
    But I disobeyed and drank instead
    And she would never know
    She's probobly in bed
    The next morning I came home
    But I couldn't find her in her room
    I saw a note on her bed
    I opened it and read with dread
    "Alli, I'm sorry. I know I was a pain. I know you had to live with me for all these years and you couldn't stand it. Last night I was going to tell you I had cancer and they had to pull the plug because it was so bad this morning. I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to worry. You can handle it. I don't know if you're relieved or sad, but just know I love you, I always have."
    I threw down the note in tears
    Regretting the hate
    Regretting the beers
    If I could go back I'd change it all
    Always been nice, and answered her calls
    But now I can't because she's gone
    She left a card, and my favorite song
    nothing left but a few bones
    And the biggest regret
    Is that I let her die alone
    ♥♥♥♥
    always think about what you say, those could be your last words to someone
    I wrote this. It did NOT happen to me. But these things happen all the time. Just thought I'd get the point across. Hope you liked it♥ nicoleypoleyoley

  17. calmurself calmurself
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FLASHING GANG SIGNS AT ME?"
    "Grandma, please." "He is deaf."

  18. Whatawittyfeeling Whatawittyfeeling
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    Me: If people could read my mind, nobody would talk to me
    Me: jk lol nobody talks to me as is
    Me: hey is that a squirrel?
    Me: SQUIRREL. SQUIRREL. Dale. SQUIRREL.
    Me: i sound like that dog from Up
    Me: i love those two old people in that movie
    Me: but then the woman dies
    Me: and we all cried just admit it
    Me: what time is it?
    Me: noon?
    Me: yay i have all day
    Me: hey! the internet!
    Me: uhoh the internet is poison
    Me: I should run befo-
    Me: AHAHAH FACEBOOK.
    Me: heyy witty, oh hello youtube
    Me: Lalala ridin' through the desert on a horse with no name
    Me: is it name or mane?
    Me: lol jk YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
    Me: but you just told me
    Me: so
    Me: am i ugly now?
    Me: it's okay i'm engaged
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ..to the internet
    Me: lol jk the internet has plenty of better people to marry
    Me: Lol
    Me: lol
    Me: Lol
    Me: it's like i have terets in my brain
    Me: i just type what i think
    Me: i need to pee
    Me: oh eww that's personal what is wrong. with me. what.
    Me: ahaha no not really. because i don't care.
    Me: you don't know my life. back up.
    Me: who is this kid? go post about your sadness somewhere else. get a blog.
    Me: Facebook is a happy place
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Me: oh. oh no. aha. that was good stuff.
    Me: facebook. happy. aha.
    Me: "wahhh i lost my bracelet everybody help me find it by liking my status :("
    Me: "i have no friends ugh 4000 isn't enough"
    Me: "oh i'm so ugly wahh like my photo"
    Me: *gruff voice* "oh no you're beautiful sexy beast face mm yeah gimme"
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: this has gone too far
    Me: LOL JK
    Me: terets remember
    Me: oh god it's 2 am
    Me: HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEEEEEP
    Me: SHAAAROOOONN
    Me:
    Me: too far guys
    Me: too far

  19. OriginalVouge OriginalVouge
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    July 31, 2012 2:22pm UTC
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  20. PhoenixTears PhoenixTears
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 1:11pm UTC
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