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ilovenoodles

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Member Since: 18 Jul 2012 06:17pm

Last Seen: 25 Oct 2012 06:42pm

Location: IT SAID WATCH OUT FOR STALKERS SO I WILL

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Hey I'm Kate! I have too many friends to list them all right here. Jk, forever alone :D I fractured my foot by a chair so that says how clumsy I am... I have blonde hair and green eyes. I love strawberries and hate Fritos... I don't know how to write these so I'll stop here...*HACKED*hey it's hailey! check out hailey92504 that's me! Kate you are my biffle and I will always love you! you are such a great buddio HAHAHAHHAH I REMEMBERED YOUR PASSWORD! LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH <3 THIS IS JESS IF YOU DIDNT KNOW! I CANT WAIT TO RAISE THE MANGO BOB WITH YOU! WE R GONNA BE GREAT PARENTS! K BYE IM GOING BACK TO CALMURSELF NOW

ilovenoodles
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October 25, 2012 5:40pm UTC

Teacher: Okay class! Open your book to page 69!
Friend: *pokes me*
We both crack up laughing.
LOL EUNICE <3

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ilovenoodles
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October 25, 2012 5:11pm UTC

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ilovenoodles
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October 25, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Just had the worst day possible...
I RAN OUT OF NUTELLA

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ilovenoodles
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July 31, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Cousin: It just happened again.
Me: What happened?
Cousin: I just got better looking.
Me: ...
LATER...
Me: It just happened again.
Mom: Huh?
Me: I just better looked. Wait, I mean, my looks were, wait wait, I remember, it was,
Mom: *sigh

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ilovenoodles
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July 31, 2012 8:43am UTC

I was taking a shower when I saw 'No Tears Shampoo' and, being me, decided to put a bit in my eyes to see what would happen.
Me: Ha it doesnt even hurt!
Me:
Me: OWW! (my eyes had TEARS)
Mom: *runs in* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Mom: Oh.
I learned my lesson.
Tear-Free shampoo doesn't work

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ilovenoodles
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July 30, 2012 4:43pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
You lose at a game against a 3 year old. And you were actually trying.

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ilovenoodles
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July 29, 2012 9:51pm UTC

My reaction to the Olympics:
Me: Wow. Why can't I do that?
*Attempts to cartwheel off couch but fails miserably
Me: Oh.

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ilovenoodles
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July 29, 2012 4:57pm UTC

Who else tries to do the troll face in the mirror?

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ilovenoodles
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July 29, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Whenever someone asks, "What time is it?"
I always think,"ADVENTURE TIME!"

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ilovenoodles
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July 27, 2012 1:32pm UTC

FAV IF YOU THINK I SHOULD START A MANGO FARM. IF YOU DONT FAV THIS YOU ARE A SICK SICK PERSON.

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ilovenoodles
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July 27, 2012 1:30pm UTC

JESSICA AND ME ARE PARTYING RIGHT NOW! JELLY? WHOOP WHOOP! COMMENT IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD ASK A HIPPO TO PROM!

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