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ilovenoodles

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Member Since: 18 Jul 2012 06:17pm

Last Seen: 25 Oct 2012 06:42pm

Location: IT SAID WATCH OUT FOR STALKERS SO I WILL

Gender: F

user id: 318471

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Hey I'm Kate! I have too many friends to list them all right here. Jk, forever alone :D I fractured my foot by a chair so that says how clumsy I am... I have blonde hair and green eyes. I love strawberries and hate Fritos... I don't know how to write these so I'll stop here...*HACKED*hey it's hailey! check out hailey92504 that's me! Kate you are my biffle and I will always love you! you are such a great buddio HAHAHAHHAH I REMEMBERED YOUR PASSWORD! LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH <3 THIS IS JESS IF YOU DIDNT KNOW! I CANT WAIT TO RAISE THE MANGO BOB WITH YOU! WE R GONNA BE GREAT PARENTS! K BYE IM GOING BACK TO CALMURSELF NOW
  1. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    Teacher: Okay class! Open your book to page 69!
    Friend: *pokes me*
    We both crack up laughing.
    LOL EUNICE <3

  2. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:11pm UTC
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  3. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    Just had the worst day possible...
    I RAN OUT OF NUTELLA

  4. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Cousin: It just happened again.
    Me: What happened?
    Cousin: I just got better looking.
    Me: ...
    LATER...
    Me: It just happened again.
    Mom: Huh?
    Me: I just better looked. Wait, I mean, my looks were, wait wait, I remember, it was,
    Mom: *sigh

  5. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 8:43am UTC
    I was taking a shower when I saw 'No Tears Shampoo' and, being me, decided to put a bit in my eyes to see what would happen.
    Me: Ha it doesnt even hurt!
    Me:
    Me: OWW! (my eyes had TEARS)
    Mom: *runs in* WHAT HAPPENED?!
    Mom: Oh.
    I learned my lesson.
    Tear-Free shampoo doesn't work

  6. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN:
    You lose at a game against a 3 year old. And you were actually trying.

  7. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    My reaction to the Olympics:
    Me: Wow. Why can't I do that?
    *Attempts to cartwheel off couch but fails miserably
    Me: Oh.

  8. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    Who else tries to do the troll face in the mirror?

  9. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Whenever someone asks, "What time is it?"
    I always think,"ADVENTURE TIME!"

  10. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    FAV IF YOU THINK I SHOULD START A MANGO FARM. IF YOU DONT FAV THIS YOU ARE A SICK SICK PERSON.

  11. ilovenoodles ilovenoodles
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    JESSICA AND ME ARE PARTYING RIGHT NOW! JELLY? WHOOP WHOOP! COMMENT IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD ASK A HIPPO TO PROM!

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