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  1. iloveyoubabey iloveyoubabey
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 11:13am UTC
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  2. hopelesslyinlove6 hopelesslyinlove6
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    "You are what you eat.."
    Y
    That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
    nmf/nmq

  3. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU'VE CRIEDso hard that you couldn't breathePROPERLY.
    nmf - MissAnna

  4. Mojoxx Mojoxx
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 3:43am UTC
    First "DYNAMITE",
    then "FIREWORK",
    then "GRENANDE",
    what's next?
    "NUCLEAR BOMB"?

  5. kiannaxx413 kiannaxx413
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    click the [♥]
    if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

  6. DinosaurEatYou DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    i saw a baby;
    wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
    exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

  7. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC
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  8. qwi qwi
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    how awesome \\
    would be playing hide-n-go seek
    in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
    font not mine.

  9. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

  10. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  11. KrystalKastles KrystalKastles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

  12. gabby1296 gabby1296
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    I'm suspended from school for 3 months
    A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
    cancer
    She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
    asking "Who did it"
    One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
    "get over it"
    I've never hit anyone harder
    -tumblr

  13. texaskangaroo texaskangaroo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC
    this Halloween
    i'm dressing all in red
    and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
    so i can say
    "i'm your period, and i came early."

  14. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  15. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  16. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  18. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    them:were you dropped as a baby?
    me:yea, into a pool of sexy

  19. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  20. noahwood123 noahwood123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
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