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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 5:18pm UTC
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  3. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    {MARRY SOMEONE}
    WHOSE LAUGHTER SOUNDS BETTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE SONG. ♥

  4. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    You have no idea how much
    my life has changed
    since the day i met you.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    She doesn't say "I love you" like a normal
    person. Instead, she'll
    laugh, shake her head,
    give you a little smile, and say...
    you're an idiot."
    if she tells you you're an idiot, you're a
    lucky man.

  6. KGBBABE KGBBABE
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:19am UTC
    he wants to say
    "i love you" but keeps it to "goodnight" - - - - - -
    BECAUSE LOVE WILL MEAN SOME FALLING & SHE'S »
    AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

  9. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Imagine getting married.
    After many months of planning,
    you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
    You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
    And every single person in that room over the age of 10
    Knows your getting laid
    tonight.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    next time you're washing your hands next to
    somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.

  11. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    i was in line at target
    just trying to buy some
    ice cream and this
    baby was screaming its soul out.
    Anyways, the mom turned
    around and looked
    me straight in the eyes with the
    most monotone voice and said
    “birth control….
    Use birth control…”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  12. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

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