She doesn't say "I love you" like a normal person. Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say... you're an idiot." if she tells you you're an idiot, you're a lucky man.
*Elena;~ ♥* posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
Imagine getting married. After many months of planning, you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other. You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family. And every single person in that room over the age of 10 Knows your getting laid tonight.
next time you're washing your hands next to somebody, cup your hands under the tap water until the water overflows, then look at them dramatically and say "this water is getting out of hand." it's a guaranteed way to make friends. i have never tried it, but it's guaranteed.
jimmy365 posted a quote
January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC
i was in line at target just trying to buy some ice cream and this baby was screaming its soul out. Anyways, the mom turned around and looked me straight in the eyes with the most monotone voice and said “birth control…. Use birth control…” f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s