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katieb0845 · 1 decade ago
True that
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maria_love · 1 decade ago
this should have wayy more faves..
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scared_scarred · 1 decade ago
yes :(
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scared_scarred · 1 decade ago
no. you. don't. talk to me? i can help if you let me. xoxo

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Smiles_Mustaches · 1 decade ago
No one deserves them. <3 I'm here if you need me.
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tylerudouche · 1 decade ago
i feel u bro
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iMakeSence · 1 decade ago
i did tht when i got called fat for the seventh year,this year ._.
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COCOABERRY · 1 decade ago
StAy STONG twistaaaah:)!!!!!!!
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BreeeFayy* · 1 decade ago
Stay strong!
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emmkatz · 1 decade ago
hmmmmm i wonder who u got tht frm.
- from kaitlin
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emmkatz · 1 decade ago
y dont u use tht logic.
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brains_and_beauty · 1 decade ago
soo relatable ! nice format btw!! :)
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keriannxoxo · 1 decade ago
i love you, trista.
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happiest* · 1 decade ago
This is my quote actually
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Nerdy0reo · 1 decade ago
My arms are open sweetheart! I've been there so many times..I know all you ever want is someone to really hear what you've been screaming out, so I'm here!
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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
I'll listen :) you can vent out on my profile if you'd like. <3
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RandomGirl42 · 1 decade ago
This. Is. Awesome.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Licking your own crotch while on your period, not wearing a tampon and sitting with your legs way up so your blood seeps down and tickles your a.ss crack, baking your period blood in a cake in celebration of the abortion you had last month, eating babies, sacrificing your boyfriend to Satan & using his skull as a cereal bowl, putting sandpaper in your to surprise your boyfriend with its sandpaper-y texture, using a dead baby as an air freshener in your car, doing the sign of the horns during fisting coz it's satanic & black metal, using your menstrual blood to tye-dye shirts, & offering your 1st born child to Mitt Romney coz they will be the spawn of Satan. Oh my god those made me laugh harder than I ever have. Especially the cake one.
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_BulletWithButterflyWings_ · 1 decade ago
the dress with the cat OMG xD lolol
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thisloser · 1 decade ago
lmfao wtf
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