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  1. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    I'm having a bad face day

  2. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Today I Saw a Billboard
    That had a picture of kermit the frog on it and it said
    "Eats flies. Dating a pig. Movie star. Live your dreams."

  3. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I Hate it When Teachers Say
    "You don't have that much homework tonight."
    Like b*tch, you know I have other classes too, right?

  4. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Making People Smile
    is actually very important to me

  5. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Put in a tampon
    need to poop.
    Don't be grossed out you've had this problem

  6. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 2:49pm UTC
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  7. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 5:40pm UTC
    If I take quote from Tumblr
    Will I be witty famous?
    ilovemikaylaandmelissa

  8. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:32am UTC
    Hobo: Can I have a dollar?
    Jokes on you because I'm just as poor
    ilovemikaylaandmelissa

  9. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:45am UTC
    I'm Extreamly Indecisive
    wait, no I'm not. Maybe I am? Nah...
    yes
    ilovemikaylaandmelissa

  10. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Hello Everyone!
    My name is Autumn and I would like to do a quick thank you.
    I have been on witty for almost 2 years now. I took a little break but when I lost my best friend (not by death, she just stopped talking to me) I came back on to witty and I met the best people.
    Amna (Blacklace): I talked to her about my friend and as it turns out we went through a really similar situation. It was the best feeling to me to find some one who you could relate with so well. I'm honestly so happy I was able to talk to her about it.
    Hailey (Cornstar): She is soooooo funny. She taught me to be myself. I don't know if you have ever talked to her on chat, but she is 100% all the time and it doesn't matter who is there. I don't like to sound sappy but she seriously taught me a lesson!
    Tori (torijay): She is the sweetest person. She can literally give you advice about anything. If I ever have a problem (mainly a guy problem) I can talk to her about it.
    Charley (TheLifeOfADreamer): I just love charley. She is so sweet and so funny, I love coming on witty everyday to talk to Charley because we have the best conversations.
    Kylie (MarchToYourOwnBeat): I'm not going to lie, at the beginning, when she wouldn't stop calling me Jenniger, I was a little annoyed. But I'm so glad I gave her a chance because I love this girl! She is full of sarcasm and together we just f*ck sh*t up. So let that be a lesson to everyone to always give people a chance!
    Just a small thank you to all the wonderful people I've met so far. I love you guys.
    ilovemikaylaandmelissa

  11. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 9:53am UTC
    My Name is Autumn
    so when ever I meet guys I'm going to say
    "Baby, when you're with me, you're going to wish it was Autumn all year round" ;)

  12. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Our Friendship's Not A TV
    You can't just turn it on and off as you please

  13. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 5:45pm UTC
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  14. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I Always See Quotes That Say
    "Today at the supermarket I was all dressed in sweats and no make up and a little boy perposed with a candy ring."
    Well today at Cosco, I was in gym shorts with my hair up and a little boy growled at me.

  15. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    You're a Camera Owner
    Not a Photographer

  16. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 10:01am UTC
    Yeah There's a Funny Catigory
    But there should also be a hilarious catigory
    Special for people like me

  17. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    I hate being
    sexy
    but somebody
    has to do it

  18. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    You'd think
    That with all their experiance, old people
    Would be better drivers

  19. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Food makes you lose weight

  20. ilovemikaylaandmelissa ilovemikaylaandmelissa
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    I Always Hear People Say
    "When I was younger I stuck a ball up my shirt and pretended I was pregnant."
    I'm the girl who stuck two up her shirt and pretended she had boobs.

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