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happiest*
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May 27, 2013 2:49pm UTC

"Your friend is hot"
Story of my life.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 26, 2013 11:07pm UTC

Petition to not allow straight guys to drive because if they can't focus in
school when a girl's shoulders are showing then how can they focus on the road when women are all over billboards or may be walking or jogging in tank tops and short shorts. And we let them drive by it all going 20-80 mph in vehicles that weigh thousands of pounds? It's a public safety hazard, really.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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March 18, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Super Poor Girl Problems #2
Not having like $5 to buy Starbucks coffee
nmf

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Helenxoxox
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March 18, 2013 5:24pm UTC

There once was a girl. She was an average girl. Not too beautiful. Not much. A boy asked her out one day, saying he loved her and wanted to be an item. The girl told him no, she wasn't ready. He still tried though. The week after, another boy asked her out saying he really liked her. She replied with the same thing. Now she had two boys on her case. About a month later, two boys still chasing her, she was in lesson. The boy who sat next to her had been friends with her for a long time. He was sad one day, and she made him laugh, asking him what was wrong. He told her felt really stupid, but he has really liked her since he can remember. Now she had three boys whose hearts she didn't want to break.
What decision should she make? Guy no.1, guy no.2 or guy.3.

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bye*
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March 18, 2013 5:27pm UTC

i just dropped my iphone in the bathtub
now its syncing

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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PerfectAtImperfection
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March 17, 2013 8:16pm UTC

You know how they say that when a Mom listens to a certain type of music while pregnant, the baby may REALLY like that type of music..they may not know WHY they like it, but they do.
My older sister loves country, and my 2 older brothers like rap.
My mom said that she went to a 3 day Bon Jovi music festival while 7 months pregnant with me.
And they wonder why I love rock music so much.
It's all your fault everyone thinks I'm a weirdo, Mom, all your fault...

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x-Abbie-x*
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March 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Sometimes I think Taylor swift reads my diary, but then I realise I can't keep a diary so I'm just like "Maybe she can just read minds."

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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March 17, 2013 8:34pm UTC

Push me, and
I'll push back.

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Eli22b
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March 14, 2013 6:10pm UTC

I need to lose weight so I can fit my hand in the can of pringles.
my quote

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BlackStarShineBright
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March 15, 2013 3:05pm UTC

I felt ashamed for so long, you, you are the reason I go on.

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tigersforever
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March 15, 2013 3:16pm UTC

Got glasses yesterday. I can finally see. Never knew i was so blind.

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SarahDGirl
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March 15, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Anyone else tired of seeing the same account name on top quotes each day?

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Girl_Wittian
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March 15, 2013 3:22pm UTC

the sky isn't always blue.
and the sun doesn't always shine,
its okay to break down sometimes.

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tigersforever
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March 15, 2013 3:09pm UTC

Your Awsome!:)

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SparkleSparkleDinoRawr
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March 15, 2013 3:19pm UTC

That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and don't feel your phone.

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ErinIsTheName*
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March 15, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Why is there a "D" in fridge, but not in refrigirator?

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Cassandra13
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March 15, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Okay since I'm mexican I have this tradition called a quinceñera it's a party when a girl turns 15 .I'm thinking of making the theme of The Walking Dead ^.^ It's origal! so what do you guys think?

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tigersforever
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March 15, 2013 3:14pm UTC

loged on last night, 12 notifications, made my night.

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Marian*
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March 15, 2013 3:14pm UTC

If robbers ever broke into my house
and searched for money, I'd just laugh
and search with them.

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