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Member Since: 12 Sep 2010 01:49pm

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
December 6, 2010 4:08pm UTC

The awkward moment when you begin
kissing your husband & he tranforms
into a teenage ginger
you dont know...

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
November 22, 2010 4:53pm UTC

The awkward moment when you begin
kissing your husband & he tranforms
into a teenage ginger
you dont know...

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
November 18, 2010 3:41pm UTC

urban dictionary
boys;
an animal that can talk

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
November 17, 2010 9:17pm UTC

if loving you boy is Crazy;
then im going out of my mind...

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
November 10, 2010 5:34pm UTC

i wish guys were like
mood
❤ rings.
and changed color when they liked you.

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
November 3, 2010 9:53pm UTC

some times i walk a little faster
in the school hallway,
just to get next to you.
- - ♥ - -

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 20, 2010 7:25pm UTC

I Would go through
all this pain,
take a bullet straight
through my brain,
ya, i would die for you baby, but you wont
Do The same.
♥♥♥

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 18, 2010 9:21pm UTC

If your from Africa,
then why are you
so white?

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 18, 2010 9:12pm UTC

4 for you glen coco,
YOU GO GLEN COCO.

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 18, 2010 5:48pm UTC

Boy: Did you know Dalai Lama masturbates 9 hours a day?
Me: what?!
Boy: Oh! What? No! I didnt mean that! I mean...whats the word? MEDITATES. He meditates 9 hours a day!
true story. happened today.
no jocking.
myquote.
not my format.

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 9:38pm UTC

I hate the moment when
your trying to hold back your tears
and your jaw hurts like
hell.

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 15, 2010 4:32pm UTC

Today i was reading MLIA
On my laptop, when I had to move rooms. I closed my thumb in the laptop to mark my place. I just got laptops confused with book.
MLIA.

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 7:37pm UTC

Today, it was tacky tourist day for homecoming week. I dressed up as Waldo. One of my teachers counted me absent.
MLIA.

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 7:32pm UTC

My little brother fell off his bike but didnt get cut to require a bandaid. He was upset that my mom refused him this pleasure. 5 minutes later he came into the living room proclaiming that he found big bandaids. He used all my moms pads.
MLIA

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 9, 2010 12:43pm UTC

and if i could read your mind, boy
Would i find any trace of me
at all ? ♥

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 8, 2010 5:14pm UTC

Beautiful,
but you dont even try.

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 6, 2010 8:46pm UTC

Waiting about a minute
Then realizing
you havent hit,
Enter(:

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ilovejonas97
posted a quote
October 5, 2010 8:01pm UTC

every day in grade
2,
was "opposite day"(;