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1. ilovejake
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 1:36pm UTC
   You know it's just sad when someone pretends to be your best friend
   then as soon as they find someone "better" they ditch you.
   It doesn't matter that you were always there for them.
   To them, you were just another person to dump their sh*t on.
   
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2. ilovejake
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 1:18pm UTC
   Sometimes life throws things at you that you feel are impossible.
   You feel alone.
   But then you remember that your friends are by your side every step of the way <3 (:
   
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3. ilovejake
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2011 10:53am UTC
   if i die young
   bury me in satin
   lay me down on a bed of roses
   sink me in the river at dawn
   send me away with the words of a love song<3
   nmf
   
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4. ilovejake
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2011 7:58am UTC
   Wish You Were Here
   I can be tough
   I can be strong
   But with you, It's not like that at all
   Theres a girl who gives a sh*t
   Behind this wall
   You just walk through it
   [refrain]
   And I remember all those crazy thing you said
   You left them running through my head
   You're always there, you're everywhere
   But right now I wish you were here
   All those crazy things we did
   Didn't think about it just went with it
   You're always there, you're everywhere
   But right now I wish you were here
   [chorus]
   Damn, Damn, Damn,
   What I'd do to have you
   Here, Here, Here
   I wish you were here
   Damn, Damn, Damn,
   What I'd do to have you
   Near, Near, Near
   I wish you were here.
   I love the way you are
   It's who I am don't have to try hard
   We always say, Say like it is
   And the truth is that I really miss
   [refrain]
   Avril Lavigne Wish You Were Here lyrics found on
   All those crazy thing you said
   You left them running through my head
   You're always there, you're everywhere
   But right now I wish you were here
   All those crazy things we did
   Didn't think about it just went with it
   You're always there, you're everywhere
   But right now I wish you were here
   [chorus]
   Damn, Damn, Damn,
   What I'd do to have you
   Here, Here, Here
   I wish you were here
   Damn, Damn, Damn,
   What I'd do to have you
   Near, Near, Near
   I wish you were here.
   [bridge]
   No, I don't wanna let go
   I just wanna let you know
   That I never wanna let go
   Let go, Oh, Oh,
   No, I don't wanna let go
   I just wanna let you know
   That I never wanna let go
   Let go, Let go, Let go...
   [chorus]
   Damn, Damn, Damn,
   What I'd do to have you
   Here, Here, Here
   I wish you were here
   Damn, Damn, Damn,
   What I'd do to have you
   Near, Near, Near
   I wish you were here
   nmf
   
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5. ilovejake
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2011 7:56am UTC
   "The River don't talk.
   The river don't care where you've been,
   what you've done, or why it is you're standing there.
   It just rolls on by,
   whispering to your soul.
   It's gonna be all right.
   The River Just Knows."
   - Rodney Adkins (The River Just Knows)
   
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6. ilovejake
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2011 7:50am UTC
   "Where'd you go? Where's your home?
   How'd you end up all alone?
   Can you Hear Me Now?
   There's no light. There's no sound.
   Hard to breathe when you're underground.
   Can you Hear Me Now?
   Hear Me Now!"
   - Hollywood Undead (Hear Me Now)
   
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7. ilovejake
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2011 7:44am UTC
   "I've lost it all, fell today. It's all the same.
   I'm Sorry, Oh.
   I'm Sorry, No.
   I've been abused. I feel so used, because of you.
   I'm Sorry, Oh.
   I'm Sorry, No."
   - Hollywood Undead (Black Dahlia)
   
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8. ilovejake
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2011 9:43am UTC
   That one moment...
   where you remember everything bad that has happened in the past few months, and want to cry.
   But then...
   you remember that God loves you, and so do your friends and family. Nothing stays bad forever. <3
   
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9. ilovejake
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 3:24pm UTC
   Admit it...
   a t l e a s t o n c e i n o u r
   l i v e s w e h a v e :
   h a d a d r e a m a b o u t f l y i n g
   i m a g i n e d r i d i n g a M y lL i t t l e P o n y ,
   d r e a m e d o f t h e b o y y o u w a n t t o
   m a r r y ,
   d a n c e d i n t h e p o u r i n g r a i n
   a l l b y y o u r s e l f a n d n o t c a r e d
   w h o s a w (:
   
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10. ilovejake
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 3:06pm UTC
    HEY SO I WAS WONDERING HOW Y'ALL DO THAT COOL BACKGROUND DISPLAY THINGY WHEN YOU POST STUFF??!! with the borders n' everything I'm like "I WANNA DO THAT!!!" PLEASE LET ME KNOW I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER <3 (:
    
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11. ilovejake
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Name: Selena
    Date of Birth: March 3rd
    Hair Colour: dark brown
    Actual Hair Colour: milk chocolate brown
    Eye Colour: blue
    Favourite Colour: BLUEE
    Favourite Animal: wolf <3
    Favourite Food: Sooo many<3
    Do you drive? Not yet but i'm taking driver's ed soon!
    Do you own a pinstripped swimsuit? ...i don't think so...?
    Are you happy? yeah mostly
    Do you like monopoly? Yes
    Superman or Spiderman? BATMAN
    October or June? both
    Can you cook? Yeah!!!
    Do you like mamas pasta? UMMM?
    Colour of your headphones? white and gray
    Car or Bus? Car
    Do you own any designer brands? a few
    Last thing you LOL'd at? something my friend said (posted on my ilovejake profile)
    Are you lazy? yes (on holidays or weekends <3)
    Do you wear lipstick? No
    Do you watch subtitled movies? sometimes haha (:
    Are your friends dramatic? on occasion (;
    Are you approachable? ...depends on my mood -.-
    Are you a good friend? i try to be
    Do you like cheesy toasties? ......what??
    Favourite sauce on pasta? salsa
    Cats or Dogs? Depends what type but mainly both
    Do you take photos often? kinda?
    Lots of people think I'm...: Mad, wierd, insane, silly, bizzar, funny, pretty, cool, violent when needed >:)
    Are they right? well DUHH
    
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12. ilovejake
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:28am UTC
    Go to GOOGLE.
    Search "*your name here* is...
    repost this and type in the first two results
    i got "Selena is pregnant" & "Selena is in hell"
    -.-
    
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13. ilovejake
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:17am UTC
    *not actual names*
    Tina: I know where you live....
    Bob: Are you stalking me???
    Tina: I DIDN'T HAVE TO
    
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14. ilovejake
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:23am UTC
    Quiz
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: BLUE!!!
    • Favorite Food: idk...pizza?
    • Favorite Singer: Carrie Underwood, Rodney Atkins, Rascal Flatts and any country music singers really :)
    • Favorite Show: scooby doo :D
    • Favorite Sport: Football, basketball
    • Favorite Season: Summer, Winter, Fall
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Friday, Saturday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate, mint chocolate chip, cookie dough
    • Favorite Time of Day: idk middle of the day and night
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Bored...and excited for Katie's <3 :)
    • Current Taste: tangerine (gum)
    • Current Clothes: white short shorts, t shirt, flip flops
    • Current Computer: MacBook
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: pink
    • Current Time: 9:21am
    • Current Surroundings: classroom
    • Current Annoyance(s): the annoying kid sitting next to me in class
    • Current Thought: can't wait to go to Katie's laterr <3
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Amanda L.
    • First crush this school year: hahaa i think Jared?
    • First Screen Name: don't remember
    • First Pet: puppy Jake R.I.P. <3
    • First Piercing: earss
    • First Thing You Did Today: woke up?
    • First Thing You Ate Today: rice pudding
    • First School: HUMC preschool
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: If gum doesn't count, then rice pudding :)
    • Last Car Ride: Going to school this morning
    • Last Text Message: Katiee <3
    • Last Movie Seen: Matilda :)
    • Last Item Bought: Fiji water
    • Last CD Played: CUPO
    • Last Website You Were On: http://www.dosomething.org
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: yeah
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: i'm not sure....most likely :D
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: Not yet.....but it's bound to happen lol
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: not yet :)
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: hehe...psshhhtt......yeah ;D
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: yeahhh
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. Tennessee<3
    • 2. OHIO
    • 3. Virginia
    • 4. California
    • 5. Alaska
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: white short shorts, t shirt, flip flops
    • You Did Last Night: stayed at Katie's til 10:30 :) <3
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: music and classmates talking
    • You Can't Live Without: music and books
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1.Katie
    • 2. Kim
    • 3. sammie
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: black
    • 2. hot or cold: Hot
    1 Love
    • Music
    
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15. ilovejake
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 9:11am UTC
    See what MCR member you're most like!
    GERARD:
    () You're born in April
    () You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
    (x) You're a born leader
    (x) You love drawing and you do it well (ish...)
    (xxxxxx) You love singing
    (x) You don't take sh●t from anyone
    () You're afraid of needles
    () You call your friends with their last names instead of their names
    (x) You've got siblings and you love them
    (x) You're the oldest child
    Total: 6
    RAY:
    ( ) You're born in July
    ( ) You play the guitar
    (x) You've got a scar on your head
    ( ) You can't swim
    ( ) You've got a FRO!!!
    ( ) You're 6'1"
    () You're shy
    ( ) You wear contact lenses
    ( ) You're called mastermind or the quiet genius
    (x) People do/used to laugh at you
    Total: 2
    MIKEY:
    () You're born in September
    ( ) You play bass
    ( ) You've got asthma
    () You're near-sighted
    () You wear glasses
    (x) You feel an urge to stick a fork into a toaster
    ( ) You're seen as the lil kid/brother/sister of your family or mates
    () You're the youngest sibling
    Total: 1
    FRANK:
    ( ) You're born in October
    (x) You're the most hyper of your group
    ( ) You rattle on your guitar
    (x) You're short
    (x) You love tattoos AND piercings
    ( ) You're younger than all your friends
    (x) You think homophobia is gay
    (x) You mess with your friends' head
    (x) You are seen as immature
    ( )You always have a pair of fingerless gloves on.
    Total: 5
    BOB:
    ( ) You're born in December
    () You don't talk much
    ( ) You're born in a different part of the country, according to your friends
    () You hate people filming you
    () You prefer cats to dogs
    ( ) You play drums
    (x) One of your friends messes with your head
    (x) You are constantly irritated with one of your friends
    (x) You're scary when serious
    (x) You zone out a lot
    Total: 4
    Imma Gerardd!! :D
    
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16. ilovejake
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:54am UTC
    On a sheet of paper, write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. California or Florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soul mate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday
    
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17. ilovejake
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    June 1, 2011 8:36am UTC
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18. ilovejake
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    June 1, 2011 8:14am UTC
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19. ilovejake
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:06am UTC
    Grab your Phone.
    okay
    What kind is your phone?
    Verizon Wireless LG Octane
    Whos the first person to come up under the letter M?
    Mallory<3
    Whos the last person you called?
    Mom
    Who was your last missed call from?
    Grandma Knichel
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    Dave Enriquez
    Whos speed dial 2?
    Dad
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jacob
    Whos your speed dial number 4?
    Mom work
    What does your banner say?
    don't have one atm
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    260
    What do you have as your background?
    my dog that we had to put down. R.I.P. Jake <3
    Whos speed dial number one?
    voicemail
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Katiee<3
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    BETH RUSSIA ;D lmao!!
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    one bar
    Who was your last message from?
    Katiee <3
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    Katiee <3, Kim, Mom, Jared, Will, Katie's mom, phonezoo, Sam S., Frank, Sammie, Nick from PNC, Amanda Z., Jeff Graves, Heather Knichel
    
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20. ilovejake
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    My name is Jenny. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde hair.
    NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!!
    I was murdered on July 14th with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife.
    If you do not fav this and repost this i will come to your house in the middle of the night and kill you with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife.
    You.......................................... have 5 hours to complete this task.
    don't believe me,
    -Maria Marshall, Pelham ,Texas 1998, Was showering and went to bed right after,found dead the next morning
    -Keisha Jones, Nashville ,Tennesee 1995, fell asleep while watching television and mother heard gunshot and scream, found next morning lying on the floor
    -Omar Wilkionsin,Miwaukee ,Wisconsin 2002, reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he fell asleep.
    still don't believe me?
    ....
    
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