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  1. Aurora876 Aurora876
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 7:48pm UTC
    I've come a long way,
    Damn I'm proud.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    hearts on fire, tonight, feel my
    .
    bones ignite, feels like war.
    Format by Breeze

  3. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    Some useful things I've picked up &
    wanted to share:
    • If you're ever in a dressing room with a curtain instead of a door and it won't close, use your shoe to put it against the inside wall. I doubt you wear your shoes while trying on clothes.
    • If you mess up on a quote or any document really, press CONTROL+Z and it'll redo whatever you messed up on. No more deleting half your quotes.
    • When putting something on a key ring, use a staple remover. It works much better and hurts your fingers less.
    • If you have a crap (when you've been running for a while) then take deep breathes, almost like you're hyperventilating. You get craps from your muscles having lack of oxygen.
    • Don't play his game, you'll never win. *From my mom when I tried to act the same way the boy was acting towards me.*
    • If you get something in your eye one of two things works, fill a bowl or something with water and open your eyes in the water and blink, OR hold your upper eyelid and pull it as far down as you can (without hurting) and press your eyelashes to your face
    • drunk words are sober thoughts, remember that when someone drunk texts you.
    • If an old guys if flirting with you and you want him to stop/you feel uncomfortable (trust me, it happens and is v scary lol) just call him "sir" or be like "how old are you? like 50?" he'll stop.
    • If you have really thick hair like me and it looks kinda gross when you first straighten it, sleep on it! It'll become less frizzy/thick and looks better after you've slept on your straightened hair.
    • If you are getting acne when you wake up, try washing your pillow case/sheets. Even once if you haven't showered or take off your makeup it's still likely for you to get acne.

  4. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

  5. kitty4444 kitty4444
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Hi, this quote has real no meaning but I would just like to say I haven't been on Witty in about a year and a half. I was here when Witty turned pink, the giant witty crash, SocietyKilledtheTeenager, FramingMatthew and the rise of Brandon Cyrus. I was also here when we all started to love One Direction and the Hunger Games. I just wanted to say Witty has made me such a confident person, I'm never afraid to be myself or speak my mind and all the friends I've made here I still talk to today. I want to say thank you to Steve for making this website, and even though I don't continue to use this website it has really made me a better person in general. All you wittians are beautiful, thank you :)

  6. SimpliciteLove SimpliciteLove
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Remember When
    We could post pics in quotes?
    When everyone knew FramingMathew and SocietyKilledTheTeenager?
    When the top quotes had 2000+ faves?
    When One Direction literally took over Witty?
    When we first got blocking?
    When you could refresh the newest quotes section and there would be three new pages?
    The old witty format?
    Witty turned pink for a day?
    When you had to CREATE a format, not just click a "random format" button?
    No format day? Every quote looked the same!
    Because I do.

  7. paramoreforever paramoreforever
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    cold as ice,
    YOUR WORDS CUT LIKE KNIVES
    I deserve a prize
    for sticking around this long.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  8. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are,
    is because the second they show any semblance of emotion
    they’re written off as hysterical bxtches
    that are probably on their period?

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    phy-ed teacher: you need exercise.
    me: it's pronounced "extra fries"

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:20am UTC
    W eeds are flowers, too,
    once you get to know them ♥

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:18am UTC
    i really want to woo someone. i know how stupid that sounds, but i want to see someone who i think is great and i want to get to know them, buy them flowers, carry their books for them, bake them cookies. i want to jokingly ask them out on a date every day until they say yes. i want to give them surprise presents and meet their parents and take them out for dinner.

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you open up a present and you absolutely hate it.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    20 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
    Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.
    Please God, don't let Kevin Bacon die, too.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    Don't you do all those things?:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    And when there's no God, what are you religious people going to do?

  17. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    Wish I could find a crystal ball
    for the days I feel completely worthless.
    You know I'd use it all for good.
    I would not take it for granted.
    Instead I'd have some memories
    for the days I don't feel anything.
    At least they will remind me
    not to make the same mistakes again.

  18. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Like if you like or watch the following youtubers;
    Danisnotonfire
    AmazingPhil
    Emmablackery
    Cherrywallis
    Lukeisnotsexy
    VeeOneEye
    Musicalbethan
    Itswaypastmybedtime
    Nerimon
    Crabstickz
    Charlieissocoollike
    Anyone I Forgot??

  19. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 4:33am UTC
    Nothing feels right without My Chemical Romance. I just want my favorite band back. I need them. Seriously guys, if you have a band you love to death, hold on to them with your life. You never know how much you need a band until they're gone. And I don't think they're coming back... I miss them so badly and I feel like I'm the only one here who isn't over it yet. I feel alone without them. I feel lost. I need My Chemical Romance.

  20. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 11:14am UTC
    The Witty theme song
    (to the tune of the "we just got a letter" song from Blues Clues):
    You got that from tumblr
    You got that from tumblr
    You got that from tumblr
    Don't act like it's yours

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