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1. ilovecalebturman
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2012 9:27pm UTC
   I hate when someone e says they want t o kill
   themselves.
   they could be saying that to someone who actually wants to.
   *cough*me*cough*
   
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2. ilovecalebturman
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   October 6, 2012 10:01pm UTC
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3. ilovecalebturman
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   May 27, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   My best friend is an inaminate object
   Yeah, i have real friends, of course. And i have good friends.
   but there's only one thing that can make me feel better after a crappy day.
   one thing that, when i vent to it, something great comes out.
   one thing that i just love with all my heart. no matter what happens i could never hate it.
   my guitar
   is all i really need in life. without it i'd just
   die.
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   nmf
   
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4. ilovecalebturman
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   May 21, 2012 3:17pm UTC
   Here's some advic e:
   never watch That 70's Show while drinking coffee
   you will get itall over your guitar.
   
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5. ilovecalebturman
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   May 9, 2012 9:19pm UTC
   Yeah, some people are
   gay.
   g e t o v e r i t .
   
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6. ilovecalebturman
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   May 6, 2012 7:30pm UTC
   People at school are all like
   "how do people listen to punk and screamo? it's awful"
   and i'm just like
   we say the same exact thing.
   about you and Justin Bieber.
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7. ilovecalebturman
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   May 2, 2012 10:04pm UTC
   I hate hearing the word 'cut'
   it always makes my heart beat really fast and i get a little anxious.
   just because i've had some
   "experience"
   with that word.
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8. ilovecalebturman
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   April 17, 2012 7:02pm UTC
   I wish being in a relationship with soomeone made you fat instead of food.
   then i would stay skinny forever.
   ♥
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   nmf
   
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9. ilovecalebturman
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   March 25, 2012 5:55pm UTC
   I'm jealous of those people whose last names are real words
   and when they type them in word..there's no red line.
   and my last name is like sdfgahinjfekpoihrfvnbfgne...
   
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10. ilovecalebturman
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    He asked me out.♥
    you know, in my mind.
    
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11. ilovecalebturman
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Well, hello there(;so, i write songs... and there's this one song that i'm kinda proud of... so it'd really be great if you guys could give me feedback on it♥well...here it is(:
    VERSE 1
    The other day he stole my phone and texted people
    And told me I have pretty eyes.
    He makes a face whenever I am talking, and I
    Think my heart breaks after every good-bye.
    The other day in school he called my name so I looked, and
    He took a picture of me
    For so long my heart has been on lockdown
    But his smile is the key.
    PRECHORUS
    He mocks the face I make when he calls my name
    And folds his arms the same way.
    He stole by books and stolemy heart, but I don’t care
    Because when he smiles the pain goes away.
    CHORUS
    And those love songs that they play on the radio
    I listen to them and I, I think of you
    Those romance movies can’t compare to you and me
    We’re not togetheryet but, I know we will be.
    And the way you look into my eyes makes me think that youcan see
    Infinity and beyond.
    VERSE 2
    The other day in class we were talking about Prom
    Everyone said that we should go.
    All his friends say that we would look cute together
    And I’m just dying to know
    How he truly feels, ‘cause based on this, I think he likesme too
    And honestly, I think that we, could be the prefect two.
    CHORUS
    And those love songs that they play on the radio
    I listen to them and I, I think of you
    Those romance movies can’t compare to you and me
    We’re not togetheryet but, I know we will be.
    And the way you look into my eyes makes me think that youcan see
    Infinity and beyond.
    BRIDGE
    I know, he’s more popular than me
    And these days it’s unethical for him to talk to me
    But I know, that because of what his friends say,
    There’s still a slight chance that he just can’t stay away.
    And the other day, he told me I’m his favorite, and that heloved me.
    CHORUS
    And those love songs that they play on the radio
    I listen to them and I, I think of you
    Those romance movies can’t compare to you and me
    We’re not togetheryet but, I know we will be.
    And the way you look into my eyes makes me think that youcan see
    Infinity and beyond.
    so...comment or fave or whatever tickles you fancy...just let me know what you thought, and i'm pretty good with critizism, so be as hard as you have to be, this means a lot to me♥
    
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12. ilovecalebturman
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    March 15, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    When I have a daughter, I'm gonna name her Stacy.
    So i will be Stacy's mom, and i will have it going on.
    ♥
    nmq
    
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13. ilovecalebturman
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    recently in school..
    everyone in my spanish class was talking about prom in 3 years for some unknown reason,
    and all his friends said
    we should go together
    we would look cute together
    we would make cute babies
    and then he said
    "you have the most beautiful eyes."
    does that mean anything?
    
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14. ilovecalebturman
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    So i wrote a song about him.....
    and in school, i'll just start humming it when he's right there near me.
    i wish i could hate all the boys in my school instead of being completely in love with one.
    
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15. ilovecalebturman
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    i d o n ' t t e l l m y f r i e n d s
    who i like
    because
    if he doesn't
    like me back
    i feel stupid
    that i ever
    thought
    he would
    ♥
    nmq,nmf
    
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16. ilovecalebturman
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    February 24, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    someone's status on facebook:
    "Today I stepped on my ipod and heard a loud crunching sound; the last thing you want to hear. Horrified, I picked it off the floor, only to realize that the ipod was fine; there was just some Cap n' Crunch stuck underneath the cover skin."
    all I have to say is wow. just...wow.
    
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17. ilovecalebturman
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    February 23, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Admit it...
    when you were home alone, you'd find your whip cream and squirt it into your mouth...
    at least once...
    nmf
    
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18. ilovecalebturman
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    February 17, 2012 11:38am UTC
    A dozen roses:$12
    a box of chocolates:$10
    a happy valentine’s day card:$2
    still having $24 dollars because you're single:priceless
    nmq
    
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19. ilovecalebturman
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    February 7, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    i hate people.
    
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20. ilovecalebturman
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    February 7, 2012 3:32pm UTC
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