iliketoreadthesethings

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Yo! My Names Sam[:
Do you ever wonder who's thinking about you?♥

| United States | Female |

Im Very Sarcastic..
& if you know me, you'd understand.

Sometimes my sarcasm can be cruel, but chill out im kidding,
Whatever it is, i didnt mean it literally!
I believe in God a 100%

He is my creator!
Im a pro at video games. nuff said.

Im a really good listener, so if you need someone

to talk to im always here!

I love winter(:

Im a big texter, im like always texting.

I Love Photography! and i think im pretty good at it(:

I love Dogs
pink is the favorite color!..

"IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS"

Leave a comment on my profile(:
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"angrypotato" "stickerlesshobo" "hobowithasticker" "crayolaisawesome"

Hey There, Chat Me, i love talking to new people! :)

iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 8:31pm UTC

WHAT MY DAD JUST TOLD ME..
"God gave me the choice to have a big d*ck or a good memory."
"I can't remember which one i chose"
*facepalm*
This seriously just happened.

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 7:59pm UTC

I've never been one to really relate to being hurt in a relationship
But i have now & believe me, it sucks.

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 7:56pm UTC

it's amazing how
Easily you just tossed me aside
and got together with her.
YEAH, IT HURTS.
(my quote.. Im just upset.)

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 11:54pm UTC

*Opens Fridge*
"Baby You light up my world like nobody else..."

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 2:21pm UTC

Who Else Remembers...
Those Underwear Commercials With Grown Men Dressed in Fruit Costumes
Just me?

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 3:49pm UTC

W e i r d Th o u g h t#1
When pe0ple yawn,
Do deaf people think
they're screaming?

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 11:47pm UTC

I honestly don't get how people like me.
people say my personality is great, - i just say whats on my mind.
people say im pretty, - i try to look decent, but pretty is overestimating it
people say i smell good, - im wearing it because i like the smell too
people say im really nice, - i treat others the way i would like to be treated
people say my smile is beautiful, - my smile is like a dinosaurs smile
people say they love my shape, - having hips the size of niagra falls isn't cute
people say they love my laugh, - i love to laugh, so your going to hear it a lot.
Just venting.

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 11:01pm UTC

A BOSS
You Should All, Like A Boss

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 10:57pm UTC

"I am a ninja"
"No your not"
"Did you seem you just do that?"
"Do what?"
"Exactly."

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 1:16pm UTC

So No One Is Allowed
At my friends old school to dress up for Halloween anymore, because one year this kid came to school on a bike, wearing a red jumpsuit, with tampons taped to him. He then rode around school telling people he was a
Mestrual Cycle.
Fave if you Get it
FaveFave

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 1:03pm UTC

Friend vs Bestfriend
*Sees Friend in Hallway*
Me: OMG You look so pretty!
Her: Thanks! You too, I love your shirt!
Me: Thanks! You can borrow it sometime. *Hugs*
*Sees Bestfriend in Hallway*
Her: Wow! Someone looks ugly today.
Me: Awww, You've gotten so fat!
Her: Okey, Bye Sl*t!
Me: Bye Wh*re!
nmf/nmq

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 12:48pm UTC

When playing sims..
You get frustrated when they waste time playing video games instead of socializing or improving skills.
Then you shut up.
1111 tumblr

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 12:26am UTC

I'M NOT FAT
I'ts just my Sexiness overflowing..

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 9:38pm UTC

*At Friends House*
*I Wake up*
*Friend Is Still Sleeping*
*I Hear there parents in the other room making the bed squeak loud multiple times*
*Later, parents come out Sweating*
Well this is awkward...
No Joke This Actually Happend

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 1:18pm UTC

Reality is a nice place to visit
but I would not want to live there
nmf/mmq

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 9:19pm UTC

knock, knock
Who's there?
nmf, followme(:
Little Boy Blue
Little boy blue who?
nmf, followme(:
Michael Jackson!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
LMAO!

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Awww! Your Spreading Rumors about Me?
Well at least you finally found a hobby,
Spreading something other then your Legs.
Burn

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 8:51pm UTC

He's Just a Friend & Nothing Else.
That's the Lie You keep telling Yourself
You keep on Saying He's just a Bud,
But deep down inside, your falling in Love♥
Story of my life.

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Be Yourself
Everyone else is already taken.

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iliketoreadthesethings
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 7:55pm UTC

I t ' s W h e n . . . .
I’m standing six feet away from you and not being
able to find the words to tell you how much I love
you and how much I miss you that I want to just
scream to the whole room that I’m still in love with you.
It's When....
I’m sitting alone with the phone in my hand dialing
your number and hanging up that I would trade a
thousand tomorrows for just one yesterday. Then I
could just call you to tell you goodnight.
It's When....
I am really sad about something and need someone to
talk to that I realize you’re the only one who really
knew me at all. It’s when I cry myself to sleep at
night and it hits me how much I would give to hold
you at that very moment.
It's When....
I think about you that I realize no one else in the
world is meant for me.”
♥
iliketoreadthesethings

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