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  1. way2kl4ubutily way2kl4ubutily
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2009 3:17pm EDT
    When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
    Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
    -Paris Hilton
    Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
    Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
    ***Haha no offense to those of you who love Paris.

  2. beautiful_xo_disaster beautiful_xo_disaster
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2009 6:50pm EDT
    rock, paper, scissors.
    i understand how scissors can beat paper,
    and how rock can beat scissors, but there is
    n | o || f | r | e | a | k | i | n | g || w | a | y
    paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
    m a g i c a l l y wrap itself around rock and
    leave it i m m o b i l e ? why the hell can't
    paper do this to scissors? actually,
    s c r e w s c i s s o r s ,
    why can't paper do this to p e o p l e ?
    why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook
    paper constantly s u f f o c a t i n g students
    while they're taking notes in class? i'll tell you why:
    because paper can''t beat a n y b o d y . a rock can
    tear that crap up in t w o s e c o n d s. when i play rock,
    paper, scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody
    c l a i m s to have beaten me, i'll punch them in the face with my
    c l e n c h e d f i s t and say, "oh, i'm sorry i thought your
    paper would protect you."
    *credit to caligurl6354
    changed a few words,
    but i love itt hahaa

  3. xolaneycullenox xolaneycullenox
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 9:28pm EDT
    God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
    my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
    my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
    my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
    my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
    my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
    No Matter What
    ALL MINE! NO JOCKING!! i reaaaaaalllllly like this! hehe<3

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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  5. OceanWavesxx OceanWavesxx
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2009 1:34am EDT
    Love is powerful.
    It has crossed oceans, climbed mountains,
    it has traveled through snowstorms and death,
    sandstorms and tragedy. It has forced its way
    through the cracks in jail cells and it has stood
    strong in the winds of hurricanes. Love has
    given mothers the strength to lift cars for their
    babies, the strength for two people, man or
    woman to fight everything and everyone to
    be together. Love is the most powerful force
    on the face of this Earth. It is strong, and it
    makes strong. Love is so strong, you cannot
    hold it alone - love takes two. <3

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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  7. yooitscharliie yooitscharliie
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2009 7:17pm EDT
    how to do all black backgrounds
    [ and other colors ]
    step 1)
    highlight & copy this code:
    <div style=" background-color: #000000"> type here </div>
    step 2)
    go 'Add a Quote'. when you get the the add a quote box, click the Source button in the toolbar.
    step 3)
    paste that code.
    step 4)
    replace 'type here' with all your text and stuff
    step 5) [optional]
    go back to step 1. see how i bolded/underlined the #000000? that's called the hexedecimal value. basically it's the color but in HTML. those 6 numbers change the background color. i'll give you some basic colors so you can experiment.
    replace the #000000 with those codes, and you can have different colored backgrounds. (:

  8. ashleyx3 ashleyx3
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2009 11:40pm EDT
    I really thought I was ready
    I thought I was ready for "love."
    After all, what did movies show me
    "love" was? They told me it was
    this great feeling which made two
    people inseperable and happy and
    gave them butterflies and made all
    their problems go away. That's
    what I thought love was. I didn't
    realize how horrible it is. It's wanting
    something you can't have so much
    that it hurts. It's not being able
    to think about anyone else, even when
    there is something really important
    that you should be worrying about.
    It's being absolutely and positively
    sure that you need someone to hold
    you, never let go, and take you to
    somewhere beautiful. It's knowing
    that your heart can't take much more
    of anything without that person. It's
    looking at your empty hands and
    suddenly feeling like you've lived
    a pointless life. It's worrying about
    things you never cared about before
    and those same things don't matter
    to the other person anyway. It's
    wishing they would look you straight
    in the eyes and seeing how much you
    need them, and them needing you
    back. It's those stupid butterflies
    that last for as long as your heart
    holds the memories you two shared.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    And it always ends one of two ways.
    Option One: finding out that they
    don't care about you, and you're
    actually unimportant to them. After
    that you suffer from heartbreak,
    embarrassment, and now it's your
    problem to find someone new because
    that's the only possible way you can
    move on. Option Two: getting together
    with them, having all of the things
    you thought you wanted, but not
    feeling the results you expected.
    Eventually things end and everything's
    awkward, your heart is broken,
    and you lose all hope. You blame him
    but you blame yourself. It's
    so unbearable that not even ice
    cream and music and your best
    friends can help for weeks afterwards.
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    so maybe you make new memories
    in the middle, and maybe you'll
    find a friend along the way, but
    if I have to go through all of that
    to get there, I think I'd rather just
    go without it at all. I'll survive,
    I have my friends, and I don't need
    that pain on my shoulder right now or ever.
    Anyway, I'll be fine alone.

  9. breezyy_looves_youu_x3 breezyy_looves_youu_x3
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2009 7:49pm EDT
    mirror, mirror, on the wall;;
    who’s the biggest |[ fool ]| of them all?
    Maybe it’s the girl who couldn’t [ [ s t o p ] ] crying.
    Or maybe it’s the girl who [ [ k e p t o n ] ] trying.*
    *credit to Funky_Fades for the fade*
    credit to someone i saw it beforre
    and saved it on my computer, so i
    cant remeber the name =]

  10. Caitsports63 Caitsports63
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2009 9:34am EDT
    D a m a g e d P e o p l e a r e D a n g er o u s
    b e c a u s e t h e y k n o w
    ♥ They can Survive ♥

  11. Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX Xx_JustShutUpAndSmile_xX
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 11:19am EDT
    y e a h i d o
    threaten my computer.
    tell the tv what to do.
    yell at my hairbrush.
    and talk to inanimate things.
    but that's just me.
    *fade credit to K_stewxo <3(:

  12. candycaneyxx candycaneyxx
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 6:38am EDT
    The People
    who are crazy enough
    to think they can change the world,
    are the ones that actually do.

  13. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 11:15pm EDT
    I t ' s r e a l l y w e i r d.
    Guys don't obsess over l o v e . ( I don't think so anyway. )
    But when they do, when they're truly in love, t h a t 's i t.
    They don't want anyone else, and they don't even look at
    a n y o n e e l s e
    They find the one, and that's it. They commit 1 1 0 %. But
    girls we obsess over love. We want it. Bad. But it seems like
    we "fall in love" with every single boy we go out with. We
    don't commit 110%. If that guy dumps us, we eat ice cream,
    hate the ex and his new girl
    and move on to a new guy. If that's the case, you didn't love
    him. You loved the idea of him. So, I see all these quotes
    talking about how the boy dumped you, and how much it
    hurts even though you probably didn't r e a l l y love him.
    Now think about the boy you dumped who truly loved you.
    *This is from what I have seen, in real life. This is NOT, I repeat, NOT directed
    towards every single girl on Witty, so don't be offended. Really. I know someone's
    going to comment and say that this is untrue/girls aren't all like that/some guys do the
    ON WITTY. It's directed towards the people this quote does actually pertain to.
    Anyways, thanks for reading the rude disclaimer. Have a nice day :]

  14. no_strings_attached no_strings_attached
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 6:07am EDT
    s i g n e d w i t h l o v e ,
    pS: why isn't it ever the other way around

  15. Everlong Everlong
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2009 1:11pm EDT
    When did I know?
    I knew I was in love when ... Well, I believe it was
    sometime in November. Yes it was November of
    the year 2007 & we were all sitting in Gym class..
    He was laughing along with the others. Probably
    about something a friend said. He didn't look any
    different. I mean ... the light didn't fall on him in
    any special way & there was no wind blowing in
    his hair, there was no angelic choir to be heard..
    No, n o t h i n g was different. Except . . . when he
    looked at me, face smiling, eyes dancing...I very
    simply knew that I wanted to be able to see that
    face. . .that wonderful face, happy everyday. Yes,
    that's right, you read that correctly ::
    Every single day :: for the rest of my life.
    That's when I knew.

  16. xxbrunette_babe_131xx xxbrunette_babe_131xx
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 1:32am EDT
    Why am i
    chasing after something
    i x c a n t x h a v e

  17. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  18. Stay_Strong12 Stay_Strong12
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 9:16pm EDT
    I dare you
    to tell him your madly in love with him,
    your not going to live forever
    _** new series?? commenntt!

  19. ohx0itslovexo ohx0itslovexo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 9:30pm EDT

    dream of
    ♥happiness, and pain. they dream♥
    of things they know might never
    happen. (: but mainly, they
    dream so they can escape
    reality, &&maybe, just
    could be okay.even
    only for a few
    mom- ents
    ♥ ♥

  20. dying2die dying2die
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2009 11:37pm EDT
    i broke every mirror in my house
    so i didnt have to see my hideous face ever again.
    now theres tons of sharp, broken glass
    and one very suicidal girl.

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