*On youtube watching "my boyfriend does my makeup tag"*
Me: aw so cute :)
Me: i wish i had a boyfriend to do that.
Me: ill do it myself and make a video
Me: *films myself doing a crappy make up job*
Me: stupid boyfriends and girlfriends. ugh
Me: hmm maybe my dog can do my makeup, hes a boy
Me: CRUSHER COME HERE BOYYYY COME HEREEE
Me: what am i doing with my life *sighs*