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  1. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:14pm UTC
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  2. igorawr15 igorawr15
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    September 11, 2012 7:12pm UTC
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  3. igorawr15 igorawr15
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    September 11, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    You had me at
    "Free Wifi"

  4. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    I've never seen a cop
    eating a donut in real life

  5. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    I'm Done

  6. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Doing something weird and thinking,
    "This is why I'm single"

  7. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

  8. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    No matter how funny you are
    if i dont like you, im not laughing.

  9. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    Me: i lost my upsexy!!!
    Friend: whats upsexy?
    Me: oh nothing how bout you *chuckles*
    Friend: really taylor.. really? *pinches me*

  10. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    >>>That awkward moment when
    your toys make 3 movies behind
    your back. <<<

  11. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    The first day of school is always a fashion show.
    The rest of the year? Pajama party :)

  12. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Why I stopped responding
    1. I'm busy
    2. You're very boring
    3.I'm mad
    4: I don't know how to respond to "k"
    5. I'm on tumblr
    6. I'm eating. Probably becasue im eating.

  13. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    When im in the shower,
    i let water run down my arms so it looks like im shooting water out of my finger tips. :)

  14. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Girl I know: Oh taylor!! i found your witty
    Me: *thinking* omg omg omg omg omg omg
    Girl: Yeah! im gunna tell more people to follow you
    Me:* thinking* omg i have deep things on there
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me: whats witty. *panicing*
    Girl: oh you dont have witty? *walks away*

  15. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    *most girls with their crushes*
    Girl: Im cold
    Boy: Here *gives jacket* warm now? *smiles and cuddles*
    *Me with my crush*
    Girl: Im cold
    Boy: Well you should have brought a jacket, huh?

  16. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    *Talking to my friend*
    My friend: Come here
    Me: no.
    My friend: Just come here
    Me: no youre gunna hit me

  17. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    *On youtube watching "my boyfriend does my makeup tag"*
    Me: aw so cute :)
    Me: i wish i had a boyfriend to do that.
    Me: ill do it myself and make a video
    Me: *films myself doing a crappy make up job*
    Me: stupid boyfriends and girlfriends. ugh
    Me: hmm maybe my dog can do my makeup, hes a boy
    Me: CRUSHER COME HERE BOYYYY COME HEREEE
    Me: what am i doing with my life *sighs*

  18. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    ♥ Spamming someone with messages,
    becasue they don't respond in 2 minutes ♥

  19. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:21am UTC
    Dear face wash commercials,
    nobody actually splashes their faces with water like that
    Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.

  20. igorawr15 igorawr15
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 11:19am UTC
    ♥Asking your best friend what you should text back ♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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