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igorawr15

1. igorawr15
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 11:16am UTC
   *Home alone*
   Normal teenager: Yes! My parents are gone, Im gunna call everyone and invite them over lets have a huge party and drink and smoke and get pregnant.
   Me: HOME ALONE!!! PEEING WITH THE DOOR OPEN WOOOO
   
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2. igorawr15
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 11:14am UTC
   That awkward moment when you're at a funeral,
   forget to turn off your ringtone and your phone rings, blaring "i will survive" at full volume.
   nmf
   
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3. igorawr15
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   August 1, 2012 11:10am UTC
   Me: Omg I have to tell this story about- *starts laughing* *deep breath* okay there was this... *starts laughing again*
   
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4. igorawr15
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   July 31, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   Why do we feel safe under blankets?
   Its not like a murderer will come in thinking
   "I'm gunna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket...."
   
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5. igorawr15
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   July 31, 2012 6:03pm UTC
   94% of teenagers drink alcohol and do drugs.
   I like apple juice.
   
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6. igorawr15
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   July 31, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   Anybody else's parents always say towards the end of the summer,
   "You need to get into better sleeping habits!"
   
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7. igorawr15
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   July 30, 2012 6:01pm UTC
   I can't hear you,
   So I'll just laugh
   and hope it wasn't a question
   
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8. igorawr15
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   July 30, 2012 5:57pm UTC
   *Me at home*
   Me: " I want to go out. I want friends"
   *Outside*
   Me: "I want to go home, I hate people"
   
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9. igorawr15
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   July 30, 2012 5:54pm UTC
   For some reason my nose only itches
   when my hands are busy carrying stuff.
   
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10. igorawr15
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    July 30, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    Girls hacking their best friends facebooks: "You just got hacked , I love you sexy biitch"
    When guys hack their friends: "Im gay"
    
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11. igorawr15
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    July 30, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    Cute Boy: Hi cutie.
    Me:
    Cute Boy:
    Me:
    Cute Boy:
    Me: How much did they give you?
    
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12. igorawr15
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    July 30, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Never play scrabble with lil wayne
    he makes up too many words.
    
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13. igorawr15
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    July 30, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Best Childhood Memory:
    "Your mom's here! Quick, go and hide
    so you won't have to go home!"
    
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14. igorawr15
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    July 30, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    *Mom leaves me standing in the cashier line*
    Me: Holy crap! What if she comes back and they ask me to pay!?
    
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15. igorawr15
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    July 30, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Shutting down the computer
    then realizing you need it again.
    
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16. igorawr15
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    You say everything
    will be okay. and i
    will get better but
    you don't know what
    i am actually going
    through.
    
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17. igorawr15
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    June 1, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    _____________________________
    I wish someone
    would
    just listen
    ______________________________
    
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18. igorawr15
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    May 31, 2012 11:10am UTC
    anyone have good layout sites for witty? c:
    commment!
    
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19. igorawr15
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    One month
    Today
    My best friend Cristah took her life to bullying.
    It feels like a year without her.
    Living without your best friend is the hardest thing ever.
    I know she would want me to be strong.
    Stand up to bullying,
    you can save someones life.
    possibly a best friend.
    R.I.P Cristah.
    I miss you more then you will ever know <3
    i love you.
    
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20. igorawr15
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    May 29, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    I cry when i realize
    who i've become
    
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