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allysonxo
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November 16, 2012 9:21am UTC

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macjohnson8
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November 7, 2012 5:58pm UTC

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AlpacaPerson
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Snow White: Her true love came.
Pocahontas: Had interracial love.
Rapunzel: Saved by a prince.
Mulan: Saved China and found love.
Alice: Woke up from a beautiful Wonderland only to find her cat.
We love you Alice.
nmq

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basketball4everr
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 9:21pm UTC

99% of people in this world are stupid;
luckily i'm the other 4%.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Meowcat
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:09pm UTC

You're straight?
That's okay.
You're gay?
That's okay.
You're a lesbian?
That's okay.
You're bi?
That's okay.
You know what's just not okay?
Losing WiFi.

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ridemydino
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:42pm UTC

let the rain
wash away
all the pain of yesterday.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 1:38pm UTC

I think
Voldemort's
parents
took the
"I got your nose "
game
a little to seriously

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giveyourheartabreak
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November 6, 2012 11:05am UTC

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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 2:09pm UTC

*Winter*
Couples: "We are going to cuddle and snuggle like there is no tomorrow."
Me: -stares at pillow-
Me: "You love me right? "

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:19pm UTC

four votes for you Obama, you go Obama
and none for Mitt Romney bye.

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ArianaS
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls your name*
Me: Here
Me: nailed it
nmq

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princessdie
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC

If I ever have children:
They will know how beautiful they are.
There will be no scales in the house.
The words 'diet' and 'fat' will be like swear words.
They will never feel the way I feel.

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sophsunflower12

posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:30pm UTC

*CONVERSATION WITH DAD*
Dad: So, I put Niall in as a write-in for president.
Me: asdfghjkl! REALLY?!!
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: No.
love you rach<3

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Peace1231
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 4:03pm UTC

I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms
around her and sleep. Not do anything dirty, like in those movies. Not
even have s/ex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the
phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was
gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was
endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the
bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle, and she was
hurricane.
-Looking for Alaska by John Green

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br3nd0n
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 6:41pm UTC

I recited
the whole movie of "Mean Girls" to my older sister, and she laughed, gave me a hug and said that I'm the best brother ever.
I'm so confused, it that good or bad

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sarebobo101*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 5:25pm UTC

I think this is the saddest story I have ever heard:
"3 Days ago, my best friend died
2 DAYS AGO I FOUND OUT SHE WAS AN ORGAN DONOR
1 DAY AGO I HEARD A NINE YEAR OLD BOY NOW HAD HER HEART
TODAY I MET THAT NINE YEAR OLD BOY...
He said that since he had my best friends heart, he would be my best friend now...."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 7:43am UTC

If you didn't have a crush on Danny Phantom as a child you are either
a) lying
or
b) lying

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 11:47am UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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