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  1. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    insane fac t #5
    in 2003. the usa goverment spent 2,000,000 dollars on
    potato research
    don't believe me? google it.
    format credit to: fatassmuffin

  2. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    insane fac t #4
    termites are roasted and eaten like popcorn in South Africa
    don't believe me? google it.
    format credit to: fatassmuffin

  3. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    insane fac t #3
    if you take any number, double it, add 10, divide by 2,
    & subtract your original number, the answer
    will always be 5 :)
    don't believe me? google it.
    format credit to: fatassmuffin

  4. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    insane fac t #2
    it's illegal NOT to smile in Pocatello, Idaho
    don't believe me? google it.
    format credit to: fatassmuffin

  5. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    insane fac t #1
    on average, a 4 year old asks 437 questions a day.
    don't believe me? google it.
    format credit to: fatassmuffin

  6. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 4:35pm UTC



    Happy 4th of July!
    [heres to the soldiers]
    credit to onebigfairytale

  7. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    Crayons
    elementary school.
    YAY, CRAYONS!
    middle school.
    Crayons? What am I, 3?
    high school.
    HOLY sh*t, Give me my Crayon back!

  8. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    I'm just a little bit caught in the middle.
    Life's is a maze &
    \
    \
    |
    / , –– > Love is a riddle don't know where to g
    | /
    \ _ , Can't do it alone I've tried, but I don't know why
    I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
    i'm so scared that i don't show it
    I can't figure it out It's bringing me down
    i know. i've got to let go. &
    just enjoy the show
    fave this and i will right something nice about you on your profile :)

  9. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:29am UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk!"
    dude. You were looking inside the toilet. screaming.
    Where the fu*k is nemo?!

  10. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:23am UTC
    There's alot of fish in the sea
    but. i'm looking for my nemo..
    so i'll just take Dory's advice and
    just keep swimming

  11. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Fave if you remember.
    my name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Excpet I don't like Beatrice.
    i just like B. That's all.

  12. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:12am UTC
    "Walmart, what's that?
    do they like, make walls or something?
    -Paris Hilton

  13. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Dear teacher,
    Did you actually
    count the words?
    sincerely,
    599/600.
    nmf

  14. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    “Hollywood is a place where they’ll
    pay you a thousand dollars for a
    kiss, and fifty cents for your soul.”
    -marilyn monroe♥

  15. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    facebook #1
    “Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve made eye contact with’.”
    should i make a series?

  16. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 5:56pm UTC
    Every time a bird poops on my mom's car
    i eat a plate of scrambled eggs on the porch to show them what i'm capable of

  17. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    am i the only one;
    that wonders how
    phineas and ferb
    pay for everything
    they get?
    not mine

  18. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    ♥& i dont have bad handwriting i
    have my own
    FONT
    mine :)
    i think
    nfm

  19. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    summer
    “Belly tops, flip flops
    Lemonade, in the shade
    Blue skies, hot guys,
    Late nights water fights,
    Ice creams, sweet dreams
    bathing suits, shooting hoops,
    Party time, schools out,
    Sleeping in,sneaking out
    Summer’s coming…”

  20. ieunice ieunice
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    ♥ im only
    lazy
    on days that en with
    "Y"

:)

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