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posted a quote
April 8, 2013 2:00pm UTC

I wish i could go back to when things were
simpler....

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baby_doll_sane
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April 8, 2013 2:06pm UTC

We're the kids who feel like dead ends

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thelostheartedteen
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April 8, 2013 2:07pm UTC

Why do I read? Because books are better than reality.

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myusernamedoesntmatter
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March 30, 2013 9:03pm UTC

The sun comes up, it's a new day dawning
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
~ 10 000 Reasons (Bless the Lord) Matt Redman
I'm not sure what it means to you guys, but Happy Easter, everyone! :)

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lollipop213
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March 27, 2013 5:43pm UTC

*One Direction Academy
Principle: Simon Cowell
Teachers: Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan
Substitutes: Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder
Language: 1D
Detention: sitting with Caroline Flack
Maths: Learning the 1D math song and figuring it out.
Science: finding out what your kids with the boys will look like by using modern technology English: Writing Fanfics
History: learning about the 1D boys’ family history
Geography: learning about England and Ireland
Music: learning how to play/sing their songs on various instruments
Drama: learning how to make video diaries and reenacting them
Physical Education: exercise by dancing (inbetweeners’ dance, pat the dog dance, screw the light bulb dance, stop the traffic dance, etc)
Business Studies: calculating sales totals
Marketing: promote their album
Agriculture: taking care of turtles and cats
IT: making GIFs, usage of Tumblr and Twitter
School Transportation: 1D School Bus, Magic Carpet, Wardrobes (for Narnian residents)
Uniform: 1D Merchandise, Toms, Supras, suspenders, varsity jackets, polos, blazers, striped shirts, rolled up jeans, chinos or no clothing at all during special occasions

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beary0630
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March 31, 2013 10:22pm UTC

One Direction Update
3/31/13 10:25 PM EDT
Hey guys! Today was the first day in awhile that the boys had a show! They were in Liverpool this evening and then traveled straight to London! They will be there for a full week of shows and 1 special show for the 3D movie at the O2 Arena!
Just a heads up, the UK has officially gone back into daylight savings time again. So if you live in the US the boys are back to being 5 to 8 hours ahead of you depending on what state you live in.
If anyone wanted to know what Niall said in his speech at the wedding it is rumored that his speech will be in the 3D movie! And it has also been said that the reason the X Factor account took down the video diaries is because Sony bought them so they could be included in the 3D Movie!
Heads up for tomorrow. As you all know tomorrow is April Fool's day. So that means that tons of people will be trying to mess with the fandom. There will be so many rumors tomorrow it won't even be funny. Just don't believe anything you read and remember, pics or it didn't happen.
Tomorrow's Tour Info: They just have one evening show in London at the O2 Arena.
Rumors: Like I said above there will be plenty and people have already started. So here we go. 1. Zerrie did NOT break up. 2. Niall did NOT ask for a fans number at the concert tonight. 3. The two girls claiming to have gone on a double date with Niall and Harry didn't. The same girls have made up stupid rumors before. It's all bs.
Links: Louis and Niall: http://t.co/DoVb92x1rd
Some of the boys: http://t.co/UNmq6UZMN0
Niam: http://t.co/7401Hz1BNL

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o0alyssanicole0o
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March 26, 2013 10:35am UTC

Happy Birthday to me:)
Can I get 15 favs for my 15th birthday?

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bunnylover43
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March 25, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Bunnylover43 Format
"Dude I wasn't that drunk!"
"You threw a book at the librarian screaming: "YOU'VE JUST BEEN FACEBOOKED!"

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 3:33pm UTC

If you could read my mind,
You would be in tears.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 12:59pm UTC

Homework:
half
of
my
energy
wasted
on
random
knowledge.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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March 25, 2013 7:02pm UTC

WHEN I FIRST JOINED WITTY
i thought nmf/nmq was an inside joke
i was so confused

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CandyBurst
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May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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hailstorm37
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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
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April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC

My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
Please fave this if you're not an old man.

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yourcool
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March 10, 2013 4:45am UTC

am i the only one who tries to
learn lyrics to rap songs so i can surprise people during car rides.

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crocodilemonkey49
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March 14, 2013 4:26pm UTC

Cant go on the top quotes at school cause the address has the word "hot" in it
dumbest block ever

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jahan
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January 31, 2013 12:05pm UTC

pregnancy tests
the only test your parents will be happy to see you fail

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jahan
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February 6, 2013 11:34am UTC

do you ever look at other people,
and the way others are so happy to see them,
and how amazing they are,
and just think;
'I wish I could be special'

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jahan
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February 20, 2013 9:52am UTC

witty profiles,
the only place where being weird, antisocial and unpopular is
cool

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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