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XxcinderellaxX
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 4:02pm UTC

i may not have,
big boobs,
a tiny waist,
long hair,
short dress,
dark tan,
bleach blonde hair,
or a really white smile.
but i'm a nice girl,with good intentions who cares
about others, and enjoys life.
that's all you really need.
nmq credit to idance

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radiancewithin
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 4:23pm UTC

JustDropItLikeItsHot
Mollyyy
idance
TheBrokenSmile
HopeOnTheHorizon_x
Jewel
MissAnna
BlackButterflies
My Witty Heroes <3

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idance
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June 18, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Every year you pass your birthday and you know you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and you have no clue

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idance
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:34pm UTC

*watching a funny movie by myself*: -____-
*watching the same funny movie with my friends*:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG DID YOU SEE THAT!?
OMG WHAT IS AIR.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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idance
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:39pm UTC

My Dearest Allie,
I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever.
I love you.
I'll be seeing you.
Noah.
Anyone else want a note like this?

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idance
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Me: Wow. I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing myself on the couch* I'M FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *Comes home*
Me: *Locks myself in room and goes on Witty*
*found this on tumblr, thought it was funny. sorry if it's already on here.

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idance
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 3:49pm UTC

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like me?
8. Turn that sideways, that's how much I love you.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 7:35pm UTC

♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
Birth day: The only day in your life that your Mother [ S m i l e d ] when you [C r i e d ]neversaynever16

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Today I saw a homeless man
holding a sign that said "why live in a $100k home when I can live under a 3 million dollar bridge?"

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jb4ever98
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Welcome to America.
Where the president's black,
& the king of rap is white

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OMGIMATACO
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December 19, 2011 4:15pm UTC

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karina926439
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 8:21pm UTC

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train's window shouted:
"Dad, look the trees are
going behind!"
Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed:
"Dad, look the clouds are running with us!"
The couple couldn't resist and said to the old man:
"Why don't you take your son to a good doctor?"
The old man smiled and said:
"I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today."
Think before you speak.(:

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allyrocks14295
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 9:31pm UTC

A girl texted her boyfriend and said
"Hey, wanna come over cuz no one is home. :D"
So I went over and rang the door bell.
She answered,
So He broke up with her for lying to him.
Like if you get it

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Meowcat
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 5:59pm UTC

I'm so ugly.. :(
You spelt beutiful wrong ;)
Lol, so did you.

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LilaLove99
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 3:53pm UTC

Stfu.
what?
sorry, my cat ran over my keyboard
oh okay lol
(: wanna know a secret?
yeah! :D <3
i don't have a cat.

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 5:21pm UTC

Will you please stop making whale jokes?
I whale not.
._______________.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 7:24pm UTC

When you leave your seat and come back
and someones sitting in your spot

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC

Either my spidey senses are tingling,
or my foot just fell asleep

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misslol520
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 7:57pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
The walk of shame at a store;
When you ha v e t o p ut something
back
When your mom says 'no'.
Format by misslol520Removal of this credit is punishable by Death.

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MeBeNiKsiE
posted a quote
November 15, 2011 4:47pm UTC

mom: you think these bands have nice hair & fashion now, but one day you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children, it's your father...
mom: what?
me: nothing.

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