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id_tap_thathappy witty anniversary!

  1. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    June 2, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    Music helps me escape from the reality
    I live in

  2. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 31, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    You can put that in your juice box
    &
    suck it♥

  3. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 30, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    Open books, not legs.
    Blow minds, not guys.

  4. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    *texting mom*
    Mom: You know what song I like?
    Me: Which one?
    Mom: I'm sexy and you know it.
    Me: Ya.
    Mom: Well heres one for you,
    I walk in your room and this is what i see
    theres a condom on your floor and it's staring at me, i have a rage in my stomach, and i'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it, your grounded and you know it.

  5. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 28, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    "if your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. so shutuIf your heart
    was really broken
    you'd be dead.
    so shutup.

  6. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 28, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Admit it, once in your life you've tried to guess someones password, but failed..

  7. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Door says Push, I Pull.
    Door says Pull, I Push.

  8. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 28, 2012 11:00am UTC
    You know my name, not my story.
    nmf

  9. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 23, 2012 6:46pm UTC
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  10. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 22, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    1 + 1 = 3, if you don't use a condom (;

  11. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 1:51am UTC
    When boys;
    wear beanies.

  12. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 20, 2012 1:30am UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    I think im sick .
    Sick of your bullsh*t .
    \

  13. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 20, 2012 1:08am UTC
    I didn't fall for you ;
    You tripped me .

  14. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 19, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    Your like summer ;
    You have no class .

  15. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    hey i found your nose..
    it was in my buisness..

  16. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    dariy queen with my ex, my best freinds ex, my bestfreind, and my mom.
    me: mom! our order needed one more to be 69!! damn*t!
    mom: your right! damn*t!
    my ex: your mom is the bomb diggity!
    bestfreinds ex: ya i'm with him..
    bestfreind: omg... -_-
    mom: i am pretty cool.
    me:..
    bestfreind:..
    ex:..
    bestfreinds ex:..
    NUMBER 68!
    we all get up and walk away for our food.

  17. id_tap_that id_tap_that happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    Last night,
    he told me he was in love with me, and that he's never had this feeling with any other person before.
    i finally felt like i was worth something, to someone.

:)

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