*texting mom*
Mom: You know what song I like?
Me: Which one?
Mom: I'm sexy and you know it.
Me: Ya.
Mom: Well heres one for you,
I walk in your room and this is what i see
theres a condom on your floor and it's staring at me, i have a rage in my stomach, and i'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it, your grounded and you know it.