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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 4:11pm UTC

The moment
where you are in your room being
so lonely like 24/7
and all the other people are outta
of their house having fun like
they never had before
Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

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oursong
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August 8, 2012 7:54pm UTC

*Age 5*: Daddy, I'm never going to get married because you're the only guy I'll ever love and I'm never going to leave you.
*Now*: I'm never going to get married because I'm uglier than a baboon's butt.

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xteamnialler
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 5:56pm UTC

When I delete text messages
I feel like I'm deleting evidence.
nmf/twitter

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 5:46pm UTC

boy: Wanna know something?
girl: What?
boy: Loving you is the second best thing I ever did.
girl: Second? okay.. ):
boy: & finding you was the first.
freakquotes.com

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tor_123
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August 8, 2012 7:46pm UTC

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 5:06pm UTC

our generation is going to make
the best private investigators.
EVER.

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animallovers46
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Why I wear fuzzy socks:
1% comfort
1% warmth
98% increased ability to slide across the floor like a fricken' ninja

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 7:16pm UTC

IDGAF
I don't give away food.

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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Friend: hey when is our math test again?
Me: Rebecca Black.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: I see what you did there.

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youonlyliveonce17
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 9:06pm UTC

There is this kid at my school name Luigi.
I jokingly asked him one day if his brothers name is Mario.
His response
"Yes and my dogs name is Yoshi."
Best. Parents. Ever.
nmq

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 6:16pm UTC

I don't stalk,
I investigate.

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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SoccerGirl1016
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August 9, 2012 8:49am UTC

We all have two addresses memorized:
1. Our own adress.
2. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:55pm UTC

Happy 7th Birthday.
Caylee Marie Anthony♥ RIP.

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rebecca*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I was going through my iPod when I passed the song Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks.
And I read it as "Nialls For Breakfast"
Do you Directioners see what you do to me?!
DO YOU?!

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GirlPhrases
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Dear Mam and Dad..
When i lie to you,it's really for you're own good.
Sincerely,every teenager in the Universe.

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