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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Heyyyyy ! :)
    "Hi."
    Oh, okay i see how it is.

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  3. BeWithMeForever BeWithMeForever
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Joe
    he first person to comment is gay!
    11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
    Joe *The
    10 minutes ago · Like Comment
    fav if you get it
    nmf.

  4. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    Imagine going to the doctors for a sore throat.
    He would ask you, "What is the problem?"
    And you would rapping Emimem like,
    "I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like. And right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe."
    credit to tumblr :)

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 1:17am UTC
    and there he goes, so perfectly,
    the kind of flawless i wish i could be ♥

  6. dontforgetiloveyou dontforgetiloveyou
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    [♥] Fave for a tbh
    On your profile (:
    /nmf/

  7. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Did you know that our brain makes us see ourselves 5X prettier than we really are?
    - well, i'm screwed.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. LEXIExTAYLOR LEXIExTAYLOR
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 10:22pm UTC
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    this is Squirt. ♥
    fav so squirt can take over witty.(:

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Girls need to start looking for guys with goals, ambition, and an eductation.
    because twenty years from now,
    "swag" isn't going to pay the bills.
    not my quote but it makes a verrrryyyy good point.

  11. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    All half the girls care about on witty is the guys.
    ....this isnt a damn dating website.

  12. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:12pm UTC
    Those awkward car rides with people you barely know.

  13. oneLesslnlygirl oneLesslnlygirl
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    Gibby Was Funnier
    Before he hit puberty.

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    I wonder why
    It's so easy to say "I hate you."
    and so hard to say "I love you."
    hi, im jimmy365:)
    fomrat by ThatsSoMeee :)

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Goals for 2012
    - Survive


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    Read between
    I'm going insane. I'm fine.
    I'm breaking inside. I'm okay.
    It's destroying me. It's nothing.
    Please help me. Don't worry about it.
    I'm in so much pain. Things are going good.
    the lines.

  19. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    if she can't wear
    sweatpants, no make-up, hair up and a tank top around me
    were obviously not bestfriends
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  20. idance idance
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    when a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running in her mind.
    when a girl is not arguing,
    she is thinking deeply.
    when a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you'll be around.
    when a girl answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,
    she is not at all fine.
    when a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you're lying.
    when a girl lays on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    when a girl calls you everyday,
    she is seeking for your attention.
    when a girl texts you everyday,
    she wants you to reply at least once.
    when a girl says i love you,
    she means it.
    when a girl says that she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    when a girl says 'i miss you',
    no one in this world can miss you more than that.

:)

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