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Friend: *falls down stairs, smacks head on floor, smashes nose on lamp, twists ankle, sprains wrist* Friend: ow... but that was kinda fun! Me: *stubs toe* Me: *clutches foot and dramatically falls to floor screaming, cries for 5 hours*
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October 3, 2012 11:10pm UTC
*in health class* My Teacher: Remember guys, a apple a day keeps the doctor away! Me; But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! My Class; HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Me: Did i just say that aloud.?