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  1. belieber123 belieber123
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    The mirror can lie
    it doesn't show you whats inside
    and it can tell you you're full of life
    It's amazing what you can hide just by putting on a smile


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:02pm UTC
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  4. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    Lol So True: #140
    Top 4 Lies:
    1. I'm fine.
    2. I don't like anyone.
    3. That was my last piece of gum.
    4. I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions.
    lolsotrue.com

  5. Chasshole Chasshole
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    Things I Hate
    #2
    When an outfit you want to
    wear is in the laundry.

  6. funnymonkey15 funnymonkey15
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    I think that Witty Profiles should have a app.
    ...Just me?

  7. xoashleey xoashleey
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:05pm UTC
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    Favorite when you find the mistkae

  8. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    You never really know
    someone until you talk
    to them at 4 am.

  9. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Who came up with kisses?
    The very first kiss must have been really creepy.
    "what are you doing to my face?"
    "just trust me on this one"

  10. KevinGuyBieliber KevinGuyBieliber
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    FAV if your infront of an electronic device right now!

  11. LostAndLonely LostAndLonely
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Dear iPod,
    When I put you on shuffle,
    what I really mean is play my favourite song.
    Sincerely, next, next, next, next, next.

  12. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Worst two words in the world?:
    "Math packet."

  13. come_at_me_bro123 come_at_me_bro123
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Friend: *falls down stairs, smacks head on floor, smashes nose on lamp, twists ankle, sprains wrist*
    Friend: ow... but that was kinda fun!
    Me: *stubs toe*
    Me: *clutches foot and dramatically falls to floor screaming, cries for 5 hours*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. 1dfoshawty 1dfoshawty
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    *in health class*
    My Teacher: Remember guys, a apple a day keeps the doctor away!
    Me; But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
    My Class; HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    Me: Did i just say that aloud.?

  16. leeuumm leeuumm
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 3:58pm UTC
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  17. Lovely_xoxo Lovely_xoxo
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Girl Things:
    Sweatshirts, Uggs and Jeans

  18. SamiQCutie SamiQCutie
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Still excited to watch all Disney's Halloween movies<3

  19. Lovely_xoxo Lovely_xoxo
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Girl Things:
    Messy Buns

  20. DragRacer2012 DragRacer2012
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    ♥♥♥
    His Eyes<3
    ♥♥♥

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