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Hale_Storm18
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August 1, 2013 4:35pm UTC

你是一个妓女
you're a wh.ore.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:43am UTC

the moment you realize
that your bones are made of the same dust
as the planets,
your lungs are breathing the same air
as the migrating butterflies,
and your blood is pumping because
of the love and care of thousands;
is when you realize
that you are not as broken
as you think you are.
you are full
of the world.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:12am UTC

fool-proof plan to find out if boy likes you:
1. text them and start playing that 20q's game
2. if they start being a dodgy fella, drop em
3. if they ask "you like anyone?" rply, yeah you
4. if they give you a negative reply saying they don't like you back then just correct yourself to "yeah, you?"

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:47am UTC

who cares about hashtags
when there are hashbrowns

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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2429
The guy you like;
never texts back.
The guy you don't like;
doesn't leave you alone.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2430
When a hot boy
hugs your friend, and then
gives you a pity hug.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2431
Regretting giving that
guy your number. "Oh look,
it's another text."
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2432
Using Halloween as
an excuse to dress like
a wh--re.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2433
When a guy smells
like Axe and you actually act
like the girls in the
commercials.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2434
When you look
forward to autumn just so
you can wear leggings and
make it look like you
have a butt.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2436
When you go to the
bathroom so won't have to
talk to some girl, but she follows
you and you don't actually have
to use the bathroom.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2437
When you're sitting
next to the hottest guy ever,
and your stomach starts
growling.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2438
"Is there anything
in my teeth?"
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2439
When the stalker guy
at your school tries to add
you on facebook.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2440
Desperately wanting
to give an ugly girl (with
pretty potential) the makeover
she needs.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2442
Using your webcam
every 5 seconds as a mirror
to make sure your hair still
looks good.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2444
When someone
hasn't done their eyebrows
for a while, and you can't
stop staring at the little hairs.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2445
"Is my face the same
color as my neck?"
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2446
Only liking "truth is" on
facebook to get compliments.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2447
When you have no
idea how, but you somehow
taste your deodorant in
your mouth.
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