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loldot69 · 1 decade ago
faved !
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
But Voldemort never ate a Unicorn. All he did was drink Unicorn blood. Big difference, imo. Lol.
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icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars · 1 decade ago
i was at a soccer tournament in another state so my team was staying in a hotel and there was this big important business conference going on and me and my friends just stayed in the elevator all night doing these :)
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Ladybug143 · 1 decade ago
i did every one of these at the condo today(:
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heyyitslexixo7 · 1 decade ago
i love this. i was sitting on my laptop just giggling to myself :D aha this def made my day :D
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NinjamuffinofDOOM27 · 1 decade ago
I'm gonna try all of these some day. I'll start with that last one! XD
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icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars · 1 decade ago
haha thanks guys and missy_nicky_rawrr a) i really like ur screen name :) and b) i hav no idea how to make a format and c) i changed a few of them around and made a few of them up and then just took some from facebook and such.
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sweetumssx3 · 1 decade ago
Day made.<3
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goober25 · 1 decade ago
sometime , gonna try all of these (: haha cant wait !
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mikibabe · 1 decade ago
ha ha this was so funny i was reading it while the class was quiet so when i laughed everyone stared at me .lol
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lillylovesbacon · 1 decade ago
HAHA U MADE ME LAUGH OVER THE INTERNET!
THAT MEANS U DID WELL YOUNG GRASSHOPPER.

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indianaxo_ · 1 decade ago
i have to say .. this really did make my day :p ahaha .
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Missy_Nicky_rawrr · 1 decade ago
this is super funny, but i do have a question lol. if its not your format and its not your quote. what exactly did you do?
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iloveechocolate3 · 1 decade ago
Loll .. Literally(: this is hilarious hahahaha !
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bananax17 · 1 decade ago
this made me literally laugh out loud :)
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Forever_in_Love_077 · 1 decade ago
the first one really scares some passengers but others find it halirus :)
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icantgo2pigfartsitsonmars · 1 decade ago
hahaha thats a greet one!!! :)
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Aisaloo · 1 decade ago
Set up a sleeping bag/pillow, and whenever the doors open yell "PRIVACY!!! EVER HEARD OF IT???" and then continue to crawl into the sleeping bag.
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mybeardiscrazydelicious · 1 decade ago
nope, i picked it up too :L
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ThePerfectMess · 1 decade ago
am i the only one who thought of the innuendo in this quote? awkward...xL
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