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  1. Zaaraa225 Zaaraa225
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    November 28, 2011 5:30pm UTC
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  4. Zaaraa225 Zaaraa225
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    November 17, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    Damian: [delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?
    Cady: It's Cady.
    Damian: Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
    mean girls<3

  5. broadwayduhh broadwayduhh
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    July 20, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    the person who
    discovered
    tampons...
    what were they doing up/ down there??
    nmf


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  8. mshaw334 mshaw334
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    If a guy gets turned on by a sext . . .
    does that mean he'll get a phoner?
    nmf

  9. lexsoccer1829 lexsoccer1829
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Letters start with
    ABC
    Numbers start with 123
    Songs start with
    Do-re-mi
    And love starts with you and me

  10. mskendall4198 mskendall4198
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Fave This If
    Phineas and Ferb taught you what an aglet is

  11. mypolaroidpicture mypolaroidpicture
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    i have no self confidence, I always feel worthless.
    people always shoot me insults and i just laugh
    but on the inside
    ///////I'm balling my eyes out and wishing i never existed

  12. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    Making up stories
    in your head at night, and adding m a k e * b e l i e v e * s t u f f*
    about you and your past to make you seem more interesting.

  13. Bballkiwi Bballkiwi
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    Dear Guy With Big Headphones Who Tries To Act Like A Tough Gangsta,
    I can hear Party in the USA blasting from your headphones.
    Sincerely, Nice Try.

  14. Billyboy Billyboy
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    July 15, 2011 10:39am UTC
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  15. imbringinsexyback imbringinsexyback
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    How do i tell chris i like him? These things are hard :(
    You just did ellie ;)
    oh my gosh, im so sorry, that was to jenna! :|
    Her name isnt even close to mine though.. Did you send this on purpose to me? Dont worry if you did ;)
    maybe;).. does that mean you like me too? :D<3
    No.

  16. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:39am UTC
    Fridge full of food-
    nothing to eat.
    Wardrobe full of clothes-
    nothing to wear.
    Internet full of sites-
    nothing to go on.
    nmq , nmf

  17. Laina Laina
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    July 16, 2011 7:44pm UTC
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  18. heyitsmarr heyitsmarr
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    July 17, 2011 1:26am UTC
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  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You accidentally hit the LIKE button
    During Facebook stalking.

  20. pcelovekap pcelovekap
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    July 18, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    Me : Dad, I want to go to a 50 cent concert.Dad: Here is one dollar. Take your sister too.
    nmf

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