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ibahnaynay

1. ibahnaynay
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2013 5:07pm UTC
   I have somehow convinced myself that summer is going to make me more attractive.
   
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2. ibahnaynay
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   March 8, 2013 7:46pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you set fire to Lorraine after mishearing Adeles lyrics...
   
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3. ibahnaynay
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2013 7:44pm UTC
   What kind of light is like a US president?
   ................................
   A BLINKIN LIGHT!
   ......get it. like ABE LINCOLN. funny. no? ok.
   I made this up at school today and it made me laugh :P
   MY JOKE. TRADEMARK!
   
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4. ibahnaynay
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2012 8:06pm UTC
   When I see a spider, I immediately turn into Al Capone...
   I WANT HIM DEAD!
   I WANT HIS FAMILY DEAD!
   I WANT HIS HOUSE BURNED TO THE GROUND!
   
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5. ibahnaynay
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2012 11:51am UTC
   If you dont like gay
   marriage blame the
   straight people
   They're the ones who
   keep having gay babies
   MY QUOTE :)
   
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6. ibahnaynay
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2011 6:59am UTC
   Everyone Else: Im getting an iPad and a MacBook and $500 worth of clothes.
   Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK.
   
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7. ibahnaynay
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   September 25, 2011 7:47pm UTC
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8. ibahnaynay
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2011 4:31pm UTC
   the awkward moment when..
   You spend all day putting up quotes to try and get in the top and everyone decides to be rebels and not Fav. any of them!
   
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9. ibahnaynay
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2011 5:35pm UTC
   I have to start getting attractive soon.
   
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10. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    Every Villain In Movies:
    "But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved"
    
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11. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 12:01pm UTC
    If you type "Google Gravity" into google. And hit,
    "Im Feeling Lucky"
    the whole page loses gravity and you can play with it =)
    
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12. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 11:01am UTC
    Im pretty sure nobody in my school has even heard of Witty
    
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13. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    I think it's funny how your quotes only get attention for the first minute after they're posted. And then they are never to be seen again.
    
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14. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 2:56pm UTC
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    Im a boy who:
    Doesnt play COD
    Treats my girlfriend like a princess
    Doesnt smoke
    Doesnt drink every weekend
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15. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    cuz girl you're amazing
    Just.the.way.you.are
    
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16. ibahnaynay
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    August 4, 2011 9:44am UTC
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17. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 9:25am UTC
    Winnie the Pooh is based on psychological disorders...
    Winnie has an eating disorder
    Piglet has anxiety
    Eeyore has depression
    Tigger has ADHD
    
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18. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 9:19am UTC
    Mail time....Mail time.....MAAAIILLLL TIIIMMEEE........
    Here's the mail that never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail, and when it comes I wanna wail, MAIL!
    
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19. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 9:12am UTC
    "That spider is more afraid of you than you are of it"
    Oh really?! Did it tell you that?!
    
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20. ibahnaynay
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Just saw someone post on Facebook
    "going to bed, lmao" to be honest, unless you're going to sleep with a clown its not at all funny.
    
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