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  1. Eli123qwe Eli123qwe
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    "My computer can beat you at anything.
    It has all sorts of programming like chess, checkers, etc..."
    I'd like to see it beat me at karate...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. Vampgirl101 Vampgirl101
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    The quote above this represents what your day will be like tomorrow.

  3. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    That one guy you just can't get over..

  4. duncann98 duncann98
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:49am UTC
    Those epic conversations
    you have with your best friend.

  5. Vampgirl101 Vampgirl101
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:20am UTC
    FAC-T Oceanography!

  6. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    \(•_•\)
    To the window
    (/•_•)/
    To the wall
    *not mine*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    What it must feel like
    to be truely happy...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. yeahbuddy123 yeahbuddy123
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    Mom- I worked all day today!
    Me- Yeah well guess what mom! I had school.
    mine;*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Kurousagi3 Kurousagi3
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    Me: *Sees hot guy* Wow he's hot
    Hot Guy: *Takes of shirt*
    Me: My life is officially completed


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    i ♥ boobies
    I support breast cancer awareness
    ♥ if you do too

  15. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    Waiting for people to turn around so you can retreive the food that was lost down your shirt.

  16. PiiNkNATiiON PiiNkNATiiON
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    My Room May Be A Mess
    But I Know Where Everything Is

  17. tatertot96 tatertot96
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    Feeling up on
    Your butt
    While trying to get
    Your phone ;D
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. 14HLeiker 14HLeiker
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    If a lady was upside down her entire life, without any health issues or anything like that, and she stood rightside up when she was like 80...would gravity have taken it's tole upwards???

  19. YourEmoPrincess YourEmoPrincess
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Edward:
    » I was watching ypu sleep«
    Bella: "Awh your so romantic...Jk Im Calling the cops

  20. RockerChickAbyxoxo RockerChickAbyxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    How many honest, intelligent, caring men does it take to do the dishes?
    Both of them.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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