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  1. 1Dfacts 1Dfacts
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 12:40am UTC
    One Direction Fact #67
    One Direction are Pokemon Ambassadors.

  2. 1Dfacts 1Dfacts
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 1:00am UTC
    One Direction Fact #79
    Liam once said that the cure to One Direction Infection,
    is to Kiss Harry.

  3. 1Dfacts 1Dfacts
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 3:19am UTC
    One Direction Fact #97
    If Harry was a girl, the first thing he would
    do is grab his boobs.

  4. 1Dfacts 1Dfacts
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 1:10am UTC
    One Direction Fact #108
    "Harry is an amazing flirt. He's near-seduced me
    very often, dammit!" -Louis

  5. xxBestDayEverxx xxBestDayEverxx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit. Her: Dear Diary,He was walking down the hall today.And I was at my locker. I got so nervous, I dropped all of my books.He didn't notice though.He was with his jock friends. And plus, he's the star of the football team. Why would he like me? Him: Dear Diary,Today when I when Iwas walking down the hallwaywith my friends, she was there.At her locker.She didn't look at me.She dropped her books.And I wished I was brave enoughto even help her pick them up.But it doesn't matter.I mean, she's so gorgeous.Why would she like me? ♥ format by n0stalgia. do not remove credit.

  6. jonel_nikki jonel_nikki
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Spongebob Quotes #2 :)
    Squidward : "Your making me clausterophobic"
    Patrick : "What does claustrophobic mean?"
    Spongebob : "It means he's afraid of Santa Clause"
    Patrick : "Ho,Ho,Ho!"
    *Squidward sighs boredly*
    Spongebob: "Shut up Patrick!Your scaring him"

  7. kristanio kristanio
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    The bottom of my foot itchesBut it tickles when I scratch it

  8. xxIntoTheNeverxx xxIntoTheNeverxx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    "I watched you walk home everyday.
    Everyday."
    - Peeta Mellark♥
    Oh Peeta, you sexy stalker, you.

  9. katdesroc katdesroc
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    "THAT'S MAHOGANY!"
    ~Effie Trinket
    <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. hope* hope*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    AT THE BEACH
    me: ew you should not be wearing a bikini
    me: you're hot but i'm too lazy to talk to you
    me: oh there goes adele just rolling in the deep
    me: why is it so hot its making me sweaty and unnattractive
    me: sand. in. my. butt.
    me: sand. in. my. sandwich.
    me: sand. everywhere.
    me: can i go home now

  12. whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide whenxbothxourxcarsxcollide
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I would slap you, but I don't abuse animals..

  13. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:30pm UTC

    .
    .
    Pokémon!
    Gotta catch 'em all!
    Don't remove credit. kclove5 ©

  14. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    ♥I need more♥ nicer, sweeter, and hotter
    boys at my school.

  15. Lyannn Lyannn
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Things that suck.
    When people dont text you back.
    Cancelled Plans.
    Rainy days when you're sad.
    Losing friends.
    Missing someone.
    Loving someone who doesn't love you back.
    Change.
    When you can't fall asleep.
    Itchy bugbites.
    Regrets.
    Crying.
    When your heart aches for something it can't have.
    Feeling worthless.
    When people don't understand you.
    Overthinking.
    Unexplained feelings.
    When a store doesn't have something in your size.
    Bad grades.
    Not having enough money.
    When food stops tasting good.
    When people yell at you.
    Lies.
    Broken Promises.
    Being Lonely.
    btw follow jacqui459 and ofdgirl (:

  16. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Gale:You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
    Katniss:Oh no.
    Gale:Goin off about some cake that he burnt
    Gale:cus' he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
    Katniss:Gale stop.
    Gale:I'm in the woods it's a typical sunday afternoon
    Gale:I'm hunting the kind of squirrels that he doesn't like
    Gale:He'll never be able to hunt like I do
    Gale:CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
    Gale:I MAKE SNARESS
    Gale:HE EATS CUPCAKES
    Gale:AND I HUNT BEARSS
    Katniss:Gale just stop
    nmq/nmf

  17. frazergirl frazergirl
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 10:30am UTC
    and here's to the wittians,
    who try their hardest to be g o o d e n o u g h for everyone; \\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\
    who spend hours [ reading through quotes ] just to find the right one.
    who listen to the s a m e songs, over and over because the lyrics mean a lot;
    who (deserve) so much more than they get, and are willing to fight for it.
    & whose [ w - i - s - h ] upon a shooting star, was | w a s t e d | on someone
    THAT WILL NEVER CARE♥

  18. sydneyjrw sydneyjrw
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    My life sucks.
    There are a lot of really bad things going on in my life right now. The guy I like doesn't feel the same way. My dad might have cancer. I'm failing school. My best friend turned her back on me. I don't feel like anyone loves me or cares about me. I go on Witty to get away from that. I need something to cheer me up. Ok, confession time. I have always wanted a top quote. It doesn't even have to make the first page. I just need to know that there are some people out there who do care. Because right now, it doesn"t feel like it.
    If you fave this, thank you. You have no idea how much it means to me. I love you.

  19. loveyouthisbig loveyouthisbig
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Love: A form of Amnesia.
    When a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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