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dreamer*
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February 22, 2014 4:08am UTC

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure I am *clicks*
me:
me: wait I'm 20 years old

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Sophie*
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February 15, 2014 2:51am UTC

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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sleepy*
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February 15, 2014 7:42am UTC

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles
and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

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dreamer*
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February 15, 2014 8:34am UTC

Me: oh that's cute!
Me: *checks price tag*
Me: no it's not.

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Sophie*
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February 12, 2014 8:18am UTC

me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

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Sophie*
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February 13, 2014 8:08am UTC

Me:Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents:Ok, cool.
Me:Your luggage is outside

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dreamer*
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February 13, 2014 10:17am UTC

jesus: mom I told you I didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

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happiest*
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February 1, 2014 11:25am UTC

R.I.P Grandfather
Cancer took another life.Heaven gained another angel.God saw him getting tired and a
cure was not to be, so he put his arms around him and whispered "Come to me".I'm
so sorry for all the pain you suffered on your last days.I can't go a sec without thinking
about you.You're in a better place now.Tears streamed on my face when i saw you
that way.Your body wasn't moving .You weren't breathing.I was hoping every moment
that you could blink your eyelashes and look at me saying something but you weren't
moving.You were so cold grandpa you were so white.When i kissed you i couldn't see
you cause tears covered my eyes.When we went to your grave i didn't believe you
were there i hoped you were home in your bed .I never thought you'd leave.
Everything feels so empty without you. Your room, our house, everything.What i'm
going to do without you?Tell me please tell me how to live without your presence.
I hate myself so much that i wasn't there for you when you were passing away
but please forgive me cause i couldn't see you suffering that way.If tears could build
a stairway, and thoughts a memory lane, i'd wald right up to heaven and bring you
home again.Please watch me over there.I love you so much.I miss you so much.
You'll never be forgotten.
January 30, 2014

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sleepy*
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February 7, 2014 10:22am UTC

i believe in hate at first sight

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dreamer*
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February 7, 2014 3:12pm UTC

Are you staring at me because you’re checking me out
or are you staring at me because I’m ugly?

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 2:17pm UTC

Do work
and get no credit
but that's life, right?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 6:07pm UTC

Hello, friends.
So, Valentines day is coming up
And I would like to take this time to let you know that you are brilliant
You need to know that not having a Valentine does not mean you're ugly.
It doesn't mean you're a terrible person
And it does not mean no one likes you.
The person who likes you could easily be too shy to ask you
And you know what.
You are absolutely perfect, okay?
Each and every one of you
You're beautiful, caring, kind, fantatic and radiant.
Please, never let the lack of a Valentine bring you down
Instead you need to smile and be happy
Knowing that one day, you will have a Valentine
And they will be almost as perfect as you are.
Stay strong, luscious
Your prince charming just needs some time to mature.

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Sophie*
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January 30, 2014 7:24am UTC

click to see this quote

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dreamer*
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January 30, 2014 3:17pm UTC

Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine,can I have ketchup?

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dreamer*
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January 26, 2014 6:21am UTC

Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

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sleepy*
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January 26, 2014 6:28am UTC

I wonder how many photo albums I'm in. In the background behind a happy family, a group of friends, or a couple in love.
Would they notice me?
-"And who was that girl?"
- "Her? Oh, she was just walking there."

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spence*
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 12:41pm UTC

fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD
WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at
me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone
walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*

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sleepy*
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January 20, 2014 8:06am UTC

have you ever just cried because you’re you

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