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  1. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    R.I.P.
    Billie
    </3

  2. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Suicide is NOT stupid
    Want to know what's stupid?
    Hurting someonme so bad until suicide is the ONLY ANSWER

  3. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    "Talk to me" They said
    "You can trust me" They said
    "I wont leave" They said
    "You left" I said

  4. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    This is my all time favorite poem ever.
    She paints a pretty picture,
    But the story has a twist,
    Her paint brush is a razor
    And her canvas is her wrist,
    She paints her pretty picture
    In a color that's blood red
    While using her sharp pain brush
    She ends up finally dead
    Her pretty pictures fading
    Quite slowly on her arm
    The blood is not racing through her
    She can no longer do harm
    She painted her pretty picture
    But her picture had a twist
    You see her mind was her razor
    And her heart was her wrist.

  5. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    mom: MAKE YOUR BED!
    Me: Why I'm just going to sleep on it again tonight
    mom: Why do you wipe your asz you're just gonna sh*t again
    me: well played *Makes bed*

  6. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    So on facebook my crush posted those date or pass send me number things.
    He had about 6 message him and all but 2 he said yes or maybe.
    This guy is the most unjudgemental guy ever
    I thought he liked me
    I messaged him
    1234567
    (I get his notifications btw)
    a couple seconds later he posts:
    uhmm I can't believe you asked... but, 1234567. No.
    I almost cried.
    Later he messaged me back. and said hey.
    I didn't answer. He messaged me
    Are you ok?
    I messaged him this:
    You don't even care if I was ok or not. You know how long I've liked you?! 3 YEARS. I thought you liked me too. We have hung out so many times. i wanted to see if you would date me. And you said no. You are some of the reason I am alive today. Did you never realize that all those nicknames from my friends and me acting like a total doofus and smiling around you was me acting normal?! Because i have been depressed and you never realized that. I was only happy around you and when you said no to me I felt so worthless you wouldn't even know. You never took a hint, but in the past if you took the hint and told me you didn't like me back I would've moved on, but no you just worked me up till I admit I love you and you don't care. You reject me. I am not searching for sympothy here and you dated a bi chic that talks and looks like a man. yet I am prettier and straight and you say no. You went back with your ex's and not me. 3 years... 3 YEARS you had to push me away. I smiled around you. YOU WERE THE REASON I SMILED. THE ONLY REASON. I am over you.
    He answered:
    Emi, I am sorry. I don't like you that way. I wouldn't date you because you moved. If we were 17 and could drive them I would probably say yes because you are cool and awesome. Just because I say that now means nothing in the future. I don't rreally know who I want to date. I wasn't paying attention to the names, because so many girls like me because of my looks and other people think I'm a man wh0re. Then there's girls like you who judge me and want to date me because of my personality.. Right?
    I replied: yes...
    later he posted... 1234567.. I would date you...

  7. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Brick wall
    Water fall
    Girl you think you got it all
    you don't
    I do
    so boom with that attitude
    peace punch captain crunch
    I got something you can't touch
    bang bang
    choo choo train
    wind me up
    I do my thing
    reeses pieces
    7 up
    mess with me
    I mess you up
    Remember?????????????????????

  8. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    SHE GOES
    THROUGH
    MORE
    GUYS
    THEN I GO THROUGH UNDERWEAR.

  9. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    1. take 2 chocolate chip cookies (or chocolate cookies etc.)
    2. get nutella
    3. take a knife and put nutella on one cookie
    4. put marshmallow cream on one cookie
    5. put peanut butter on a knife
    6. put the cookies on both sides of the knife and slide the knife out of the cookies
    7 eat.

  10. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    "I love school" Said no student ever.

  11. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    HUMP. DAY.
    WOOP WOOP

  12. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    THIS.
    IS.
    US.
    IS.
    THE.
    BEST.
    MOVIE.
    EVER.
    OMG.
    ASDFGHJKL.
    I.
    CAN'T.
    NO.

  13. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    In every awkward moment
    a gay baby is born.

  14. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    I'm not scared to tell him that
    I like him.
    I'm Just scared of his reaction.

  15. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    The worst thing for someone to say after getting made fun of, is I'm used to it
    Sad thing is
    I've said that a lot...

  16. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    For the Love of A Daughter.
    <3

  17. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    *Opens pack of gum at school*
    *makes 14 new friends*

  18. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Ok Imma tell a joke.
    Don't judge.
    So these 3 guy friends were going on vacation and the only hotel room was with 1 bed. They all said its OK we're not gay its just one night. They went to bed that night. The black haired guy on the right, ginger on the left and the blonde in the middle. when they woke up in the morning the black haired guy said. "Omg I just had a dream that a hot blonde gave me a hand job!" The Ginger yells "Omg me too!" The blonde shouted "I went skiing."

  19. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    *Looks at person you hate*
    them: *Breaths*
    You: OMFG STOP!!
    Them: O_O omg stop what? Breathing?!
    You: YES!

  20. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    And then
    Satan invented
    P.E.

:)

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