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iamabanana

1. iamabanana
   posted a quote
   June 12, 2012 6:06pm UTC
   hun, your skirt's up i can see your tampon string.
   
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2. iamabanana
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 6:25pm UTC
   I'd rather
   lose at temple run than talk to you.
   
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3. iamabanana
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2011 12:05am UTC
   december 21st
   it's now officially my 13th birthday. :D
   
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4. iamabanana
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 7:09pm UTC
   If a friend jumps off a cliff...
   Hufflepuff
   I'll be there at the bottom to catch them ʘ‿ʘ
   ravenclaw
   What the actual f*ck they'll just crush you it's science you all die
   Gryffi Ndor
   NO I MUST SAVE FRIEND BRAVERY
   YOU WILL NOT DIE TODAY I AM A HERO
   Slytherin
   wtf are you doing.
   
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5. iamabanana
   posted a quote
   December 17, 2011 4:01pm UTC
   what school I want to go to...
   ☐ Harvard
   ☑ Hogwarts
   
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6. iamabanana
   posted a quote
   November 24, 2011 9:40pm UTC
   what goes around
   comes around & i hope it hits you twice as hard♥
   
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7. iamabanana
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 10:32am UTC
   There are no cows
   in the ocean, so what are krabby patties made of?
   
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8. iamabanana
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 10:57pm UTC
   we never really grow up,
   we just learn how t o act in public♥
   nmf
   
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9. iamabanana
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 9:46pm UTC
   " hi. "
   It's a short, simple word.
   but it's how love starts.
   ♥
   
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10. iamabanana
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    When I see your face
    there's not a thing that I would change♥
    ...except for the direction I'm walking in.
    
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11. iamabanana
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    October 12, 2011 9:50pm UTC
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12. iamabanana
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    Using Google to
    check your spelling♥
    nmf.
    
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13. iamabanana
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 9:51am UTC
    if you were a triangle
    you'd be acute one♥
    
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14. iamabanana
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    it's awkward when . . .
    a faceless, emotionless, white mannequin
    can pull off an outfit better than you can.
    
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15. iamabanana
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    dear facebook,
    you're not a teenager.
    stop changing.
    ♥
    
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16. iamabanana
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    September 21, 2011 6:55pm UTC
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17. iamabanana
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    the use of "etc."
    1% when there are several examples
    of something that prove my point
    99% when there's nothing else i can think up / / /
    
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18. iamabanana
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    if someone ever calls you a nobody,
    reply & say,
    "thanks."
    because nobody is perfect♥
    my quote, all mine(:
    
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19. iamabanana
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    Chew on some small white mints,
    then pretend to bump into a wall.
    Moan & spit the mints out.
    Sit back & watch how people react ♥
    like a boss.
    -idea from "how to be the best at everything" book
    
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20. iamabanana
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 6:03pm UTC
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