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1. i_love_my_bf
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2010 12:17am UTC
   WHAT ALL KISSES MEAN:
   -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
   -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
   -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything.
   -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
   -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
   -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
   -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
   -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
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   WHAT THE GESTURE MEANS...
   -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
   -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
   -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
   -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
   -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
   -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
   ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
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   ADVICE...
   Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
   If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
   you're definitely in Love.
   __________________
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   REQUIREMENTS...
   Post this again after reading!!
   Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
   __________________
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   If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
   and can't get them out of your head
   then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
   missing will surprise you
   
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2. i_love_my_bf
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2010 11:00am UTC
   What each kiss means...
   -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
   -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
   -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
   -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
   -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
   -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
   -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
   -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
   Advice;
   Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
   If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
   you're definitely in Love.
   Requirements;
   Post this again after reading!!
   Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
   If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
   and can't get them out of your head
   then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
   missing will surprise you.
   
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3. i_love_my_bf
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2010 5:10pm UTC
   You’ve got my heart
   Now don’t go breaking it
   I’m trusting you with it
   If you break it, please just leave.
   I love you and
   I want you to stay
   But if you plan on
   breaking my heart
   Baby just please go away.
   I’m sitting here making sure
   That I will be find
   With my heart that contains my soul
   It’s in your hands so baby
   Please be careful with it because
   It is very fragile.
   mine;no joking please.
   i_love_my_bf
   fave/comment if ya wanna(: <3
   
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4. i_love_my_bf
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2010 9:11pm UTC
   I am 136% mentally ill hehe(:
   [x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
   [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
   [x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
   [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
   [x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
   [x] You have been called a blonde.
   TOTAL: 6
   [x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
   [x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
   [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
   [x] You just sang them to make sure
   [x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
   [x] You have choked on your own spit.
   TOTAL: 12
   [] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
   [x] You type with three fingers or less.
   [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
   [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
   [x] You have caught yourself drooling.
   TOTAL: 16
   [x] You have fallen asleep in class.
   [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
   [x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
   [x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
   [x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
   [x] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
   TOTAL: 22
   [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
   [x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
   [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
   [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
   TOTAL: 26
   [x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
   [x] You break a lot of things.
   [x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
   [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
   [x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
   [x] The word “um” is used frequently.
   [x] You don’t know what “um” means
   [x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
   [x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
   TOTAL: 34
   multiply your score by four and repost as "i am ____% mentally ill." xD
   
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5. i_love_my_bf
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2010 3:07pm UTC
   WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
   -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
   -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
   -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
   -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
   -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
   -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
   -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
   -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
   __________________________________
   __________________
   What the gesture means...
   -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
   -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
   -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
   -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
   -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
   -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
   ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
   __________________________________
   __________________
   Advice;
   Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
   If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
   you're definitely in Love.
   __________________________________
   __________________
   Requirements;
   Post this again after reading!!
   Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
   __________________________________
   __________________
   If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
   and can't get them out of your head
   then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
   missing will surprise you
   
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6. i_love_my_bf
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2010 5:42pm UTC
   this is the conversation i had with my friend((his names Tom):
   Tom: are you heree?
   Me: yepp
   Tom: I wanna try to test something can you aim in like 10 secondss?
   my iPods being a spaz
   Me:haha kay like right nows good??
   Tom: one more timee? (;
   Me: hahaha how about like now??
   (;
   Tom: yesss it works.
   Me: what works?
   Tom: haha new hacks on my iPod.
   lmao ty(:
   Me: ohhh haha np(:
   
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7. i_love_my_bf
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2010 1:03pm UTC
   HARRY POTTER CHECK OFF. WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
   Harry Potter.
   [x] Your hair is dark and can be messy.
   [x] You wear glasses.
   [] You have a weird looking scar.
   [x] You are brave.
   [] You have green eyes.
   [x] You like playing a particular sport.
   Total = [4]
   Ron Weasley.
   [] You have red hair.
   [x] You are very loyal to your friends.
   [x] You are deathly afraid of spiders.
   [x] You are sarcastic.
   [x] You don’t have a lot of money.
   [] You have older siblings.
   Total = [4]
   Hermione Granger.
   [] You are bossy.
   [x] You are intelligent.
   [x] Your hair is wavy or curly.
   [] You have a cat.
   [x] You usually know how to handle tricky situations.
   [x] You get made fun of a lot.
   Total = [4]
   Rubeus Hagrid.
   [x] You are tall.
   [x] You are very friendly and soft hearted.
   [x] You love animals.
   [] You are very helpful.
   [] You give in easily.
   [x] You are very loyal.
   Total = [4]
   Luna Lovegood.
   [x] You are weird and proud of it.
   [x] You don’t have loads of friends.
   [] You have blonde hair.
   [x] You are open minded.
   [x] You are quite spiritual.
   [] You believe in things most people wouldn’t.
   Total = [4]
   Draco Malfoy.
   [x] You are manipulative.
   [x] You can be very mean when you want to be.
   [] You are a snob.
   [x] You can get jealous.
   [] You have blonde hair.
   [x] You enjoy pranks.
   Total = [4]
   Neville Longbottom.
   [x] You are close to your grandparents.
   [x] You are easily frightened.
   [x] You get nervous easily.
   [] You like frogs and toads.
   [] You are geeky.
   Total = [3]
   - i can be anybody except Neville except that's only one less? uhmm weird.
   
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8. i_love_my_bf
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2010 6:34pm UTC
   I gave you my heart once and
   you took it and started breaking it.
   You came along once again and
   fixed it. Then you take my heart again
   and you smash it against the wall.
   Someone else comes along and
   catches all the pieces before
   they are shattered forever.
   He glues and puts all the pieces
   back together and you get mad.
   I can't help it he was there for me.
   He found me, but one things for sure.
   I don't love him the same way I loved you</3
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   Please no joking.
   Mine;; i_love_my_bf
   
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9. i_love_my_bf
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2010 6:27pm UTC
   Even though I have found someone new.
   Even though I love him true.
   It will never be the same way,
   I loved you</3
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   Please no joking.
   Mine;; i_love_my_bf
   
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10. i_love_my_bf
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2010 7:25pm UTC
    And I love the sound of his voice
    He always makes me laugh
    He’s always making me smile
    When I’m with him
    I never shed a tear
    I’m never frowning
    For he is amazing
    He caught me when I was falling
    Right before I broke into pieces
    He knows how to handle me
    Which is amazing
    And I can't believe I found him
    Or maybe he found me
    But either way I get to say
    That he chose me<3
    mine, kinda lazy with colors and font; just give credit please(;
    
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11. i_love_my_bf
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    BEDROOM SURVEY
    How many windows are in your room? Three
    Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom? My roomm
    What size bed do you have? Full
    What does your comforter look like? It sucks waiting to be able to get a new one...
    Is your room big? Sorta...furniture takes up a lotttta room
    Is it clean? Uhmmm i would say so.
    Have you ever "done it" in your room? No...and if i was it would be a longgg time from now
    Do you have a ceilling fan? Yeppp
    Do you have a night light? Not anymore
    Do you have the following in your room:
    [] desk
    [x] more than 3 sources of light
    [x] phone
    [] chair/dish chair
    [] book shelf
    [x] dresser
    [x] TV
    [x] CD player/stereo
    [] bean bag chair
    [x] laptop
    [x] posters
    [] paintings
    [x] pictures
    [x] walk in closet
    [x] large mirror
    [x] bed
    [] drumset
    [] bathroom
    [x] clock (digital)
    [] clothes on the floor
    [x]box of tissues
    [] guitar
    [] lava lamp
    [] smoke detector
    [] piano/keyboard
    [] bongos
    [] a bin
    [] locking door
    [] can of soda
    [x] bottle of water
    [x] playstation or another game source
    [] a blacklight
    [] something about your own country
    [] medals
    [] trophies
    [] awards
    [] water polo ball
    [] soccer ball
    [x] softball stuff
    [] beach ball
    [] over 100 cds
    [] surround sound
    [] sofa
    [] empty liquor bottles
    [] flag
    [] stop sign
    [] caution tape
    []paintball gun
    [ dog bed
    [] picture of your gf/bf by your bed
    [x] calendar
    
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12. i_love_my_bf
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    May 13, 2010 8:54pm UTC
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13. i_love_my_bf
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 10:15am UTC
    Got bored and another friend had it as a quote sooo yeah I'm taking it and check out juliabean515's quotes! :D<3
    1. THE PERSON WHO SITS TO YOUR RIGHT IN SCIENCE.
    - What is their name? Kim
    - Are you friends with this person? Um, not really...
    -Do you talk in this class? Yeah.
    - Is this person your worst enemy? No, definitely not.
    2. THE PERSON WHO SITS IN BACK OF YOU IN MATH.
    -What is their name? Hiba
    - Are they smart? I think so...
    3. THE PERSON WHO YOU TALK TO MOST IN SCIENCE.
    - What is his/her name? Ian
    - Are they funny? YES! haha
    - Are they your best friend? Nope, he's my brother<3
    - Do you play the same sport? Uhmm no, i play softball...haha
    4. THE PERSON WHO SITS BESIDE YOU IN ENGLISH.
    - What’s their name? Ryan
    - Are they funny? Yeah
    - Annoying? No! He's my boyfriend<3
    5. ONE PERSON WHO SITS BY YOU AT LUNCH.
    - What is their name? Adrianna
    - Can you talk to them about just anything? Pretty much(:
    - They your best friend? One of them<3
    6. RANDOM QUESTIONS.
    -In a relationship? Yup(:
    -Who are your best friends? Julia, Adrianna, Ian, Martin, Lauren, Heather, Mary, Melissa, Brittnay, Mikaela,
    -One thing you want most? To talk to Ryan sometime today...we haven't talkened yet this weekend):
    -Your hair color? Brunette
    -Favorite class? Math
    -Favorite teacher? Mr. Brosnan...well I had him last year for Choru sbut the school moved him to band for just this year...I'm probably gunna have him next year for Chorus:D
    -Have a lot of people changed or do they act differently? Yup!
    -Was there a lot of drama this year? Yessss.
    -Make any friends? Definitely-Julia, Ian, Martin, Melissa, Adrianna, Mikaela, started talking with Brittnay more...haha yes most of my bestfriends now are new friends that i love<3
    -Lose any friends? Uhmmm not really, yet kinda...its confusing
    
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14. i_love_my_bf
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2010 2:49pm UTC
    <3 on a sheet of paper, write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. california or florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservatice and agressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
    
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15. i_love_my_bf
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    <3 on a sheet of paper, write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. california or florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservatice and agressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
    
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16. i_love_my_bf
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    May 4, 2010 2:38pm UTC
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17. i_love_my_bf
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise you (:
    this is truee
    
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18. i_love_my_bf
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    rules for flirting(:
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    **************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how
    much they want you if you don't repost this, your
    life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
    
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19. i_love_my_bf
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    March 24, 2010 10:25pm UTC
    My Crush♥
    Say your crushes name
    six times.
    Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
    Decide what's more important, love,or 10 milliondollars.
    Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
    Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush
    DON'T screw it up!!!!
    
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20. i_love_my_bf
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    March 20, 2010 1:09am UTC
    Okay so....me and my ex still talk.
    we're friends and i can trust him with basically anything.
    So i'll talk to him until 1 in the morning on AIM..
    Yet we almost never talk in real life.
    He says that we should hang out and talk more...
    I said sure. What ever is cool with me.
    Let's see how THIS goes.
    Credit;; i_love_my_bf
    fave and comment(: <3
    
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