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bonesfanforever
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November 7, 2011 7:46pm UTC
hello there sexy

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Jojo380457
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November 7, 2011 8:12pm UTC
I dare you to kiss me. Right here. Right now.

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br0kenwings
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November 7, 2011 8:47pm UTC
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Baby, if you’re in the mood
and you can settle for a one night rodeo,
you could be my tan-legged Juliet,
I’LL BE YOUR REDNECK ROMEO.

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jdbfever1994
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November 7, 2011 9:24pm UTC
he's the boy
i wanna get stuck at the top of the ferris wheel with.
nmf.

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xoxo2512
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November 7, 2011 9:38pm UTC
Im sexy and i know it!
No your slutty and you blow it
nmf

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olivia77
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November 7, 2011 9:45pm UTC
Boy : Hey, can I have your number..i sorta misplaced mine
Girl : Haha, How many times has that pic - up worked ferr yu?
Boy : 8.., 9?
Girl : Remember that numbah cuz im not bout to make it any higher(;

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Noraa143
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November 7, 2011 10:08pm UTC
Walking in the mall** Hot Guy passes by *You look at your friend "I KNOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!

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xocrayon
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November 7, 2011 10:12pm UTC
I'm not flirting. I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Format: twilightgirl995

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xxletthegoodtimesrollx
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November 7, 2011 10:23pm UTC
Hey boy, feel my sweater.
Know what that's made of?
girlfriend material.
;)

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Jessicaax3heartsx3
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November 7, 2011 10:31pm UTC
DTC
Down To Cuddle.♥

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onE_wisH
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November 7, 2011 10:52pm UTC
OMG, the guy I like likes me back,
this is the moment I've been waiting for. (:

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Bubbles98
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November 7, 2011 10:55pm UTC
I realized I'm single because I am too much of a boss, I have too much swag, I live the thuglife, I have too much awesome for one person$

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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xxjessbieberxx
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November 7, 2011 11:23pm UTC
If i was an airplane....
would you ride me ?? ;)
LOL !! <3

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Organicgirl
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November 7, 2011 11:46pm UTC
Those conversations that make you smile all day. <3

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brokenbones
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November 8, 2011 12:55am UTC
Word of advice:
Don't compare any girl you like to your ex.

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aimzxoxaimz1
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November 8, 2011 6:29am UTC
Boy:I Wanna Be A Superhero Guess My Name
Girl:Superman? Ironman?
Boy:(smiles) "Your Man"

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DanceFuckerDance
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November 8, 2011 10:03am UTC
Girls look better in my shirts than I do.

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amazingchick
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November 8, 2011 11:02am UTC
Just beacuse i don'y have a library card.
Dosent mean i cant check you out.
<3
NMF
Format by Sandrasaurus

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dnfiandaca
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November 8, 2011 11:10am UTC
The way one boy can make your name sound so special

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