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**Tiffany.
blahblahblah. im not good with these kinda things....
I am here for anybody who needs it. ive been through more then you can imagine so, you may think i won't understand but you could just be mistaken.
ive been told im very inspirational, and helpful so just comment n i'd be glad to help you. i have a big heart i feel the need to use it for good(:


 

  1. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
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    November 26, 2011 11:22pm UTC
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  2. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
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    November 26, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW? YES:D
    hehehe tumblr.
    comment yours (:
    xxunicornsmakemesmile.tumblr.com
    ♥♥

  3. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    TUMBLR!
    FOLLOW? YES:D
    i always follow back(:
    xxunicornsmakemesmile.tumblr.com

  4. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    ♥you give me the kind of feeling people write novels about♥

  5. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    I wish he would have hit me like he threatened to
    but instead he sat there calling me names and putting me down until I couldn't control my tears
    My house is not a home its a living hell

  6. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    I'm that girl who is always there for everybody....
    but when I need someone. no one is there....
    just me?

  7. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
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    November 14, 2011 7:15pm UTC
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  8. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
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    November 14, 2011 7:01pm UTC
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  9. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  10. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    30 Day Challenge
    Day Two ♥
    The initials of the person i have loved for the longest.
    V.B.
    30 day challenge
    day 1- 15 facts about you
    day 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest.
    day 3- your closest friends to you
    day 4- the thing you most fear
    day 5- the saddest moment in your life
    day 6- favorite sport(s)
    day 7- favorite song
    day 8- your deepest secret
    day 9- first impression on the guy you like now
    day 10- last time you cried
    day 11- thing closest to your heart
    day 12- when you hear this song you cry
    day 13- place wanna visit really badly
    day 14- favorite book
    day 15- favorite animal
    day 16- favorite show
    day 17- last time someone hurt you
    day 18- the story behind your life
    day 19- person who scares you the most
    day 20- last major injury
    day 21- favorite youtube video
    day 22- phone type
    day 23- biggest confection
    day 24- last break up
    day 25- last heart break
    day 26- the day you regret the most
    day 27- first friend
    day 28- favorite drink
    day 29- a letter to someone in your family
    day 30- a letter to a friend

  11. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:52am UTC
    I couldn't help it. i guess i'm gonna have more scars on my wrists to look at....

  12. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:38am UTC
    just because the relationship ended doesn't mean the feelings did...

  13. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    30 Day Challenge
    Day One ♥
    15 facts about myself
    1. My name is Tiffany Annmarie Kolodziej
    2. I am 16 years young(:
    3. My birthday is January 16th
    4. I am bisexual
    5. I have a girlfriend
    6. I'm a nerd .. GPA is 4.0
    7. I write poetry... a lot
    8. I love to draw
    9. My bestest friend in the whole wide world is my sister Samantha
    10. I have insomnia, bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety
    11. I am completely in love with.... my ex Victor *sigh* =/
    12. I make mistake after mistake, but they are never the same mistakes
    13. Music is the only thing that makes me feel better when I breakdown
    14. My addiction: cutting
    15. I want to be a psychologist
    30 day challenge
    day 1- 15 facts about you
    day 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest.
    day 3- your closest friends to you
    day 4- the thing you most fear
    day 5- the saddest moment in your life
    day 6- favorite sport(s)
    day 7- favorite song
    day 8- your deepest secret
    day 9- first impression on the guy you like now
    day 10- last time you cried
    day 11- thing closest to your heart
    day 12- when you hear this song you cry
    day 13- place wanna visit really badly
    day 14- favorite book
    day 15- favorite animal
    day 16- favorite show
    day 17- last time someone hurt you
    day 18- the story behind your life
    day 19- person who scares you the most
    day 20- last major injury
    day 21- favorite youtube video
    day 22- phone type
    day 23- biggest confection
    day 24- last break up
    day 25- last heart break
    day 26- the day you regret the most
    day 27- first friend
    day 28- favorite drink
    day 29- a letter to someone in your family
    day 30- a letter to a friend

  14. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    on a sheet of paper,write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. california or florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservatice and agressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find yoursoulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

  15. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:53pm UTC
    “CROSS OUT THE THINGS YOU’VE DONE IN YOUR LIFE.”
    Graduated from high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette.
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park.
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Been dumped.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Taken a college level course.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid, etc.).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon.
    Your parents are divorced. I'm pretty sure they are in the process of it.
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Had detention.
    Skipped school.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school or college.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Gambled in a casino.
    Had a yard sale.
    And a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to Sea World.
    Attempted suicide.
    Voted for American/Australian Idol.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you couldn’t have.
    Wondered about your sexuality.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches.
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Gone surfing.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
    Taken pictures with a webcam.
    Started a fire.
    Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
    Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

  16. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:28pm UTC
    Im in trouble, im an addict, im addicted to this girl she's got my heart tied in a knot and my stomach in a whirl. but even worse i cant stop calling her she's all i want and more i mean daaamn whats not to adore?

  17. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
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    November 6, 2011 8:39pm UTC
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  18. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 12:33am UTC
    SOOO... i had no make-up on today. my hair in a messy bun and sweats on.... this guy told me i was beautiful......
    i never smiled so big in my life ♥
    you are beautiful. no matter if you think you look like crap. someone else will find you beautiful in every way♥

  19. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    ♥I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness♥

  20. i_am_a_unicorn i_am_a_unicorn
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    October 26, 2011 11:02pm UTC
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