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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:32pm UTC
    "Mom, I'm going out."
    "With your friends?"
    "No mom, with Pikachu."
    "WHO'S PIKACHU,
    IS HE YOUR
    BOYFRIEND?"

  3. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    Guys are like
    poptarts
    they're better when they're hot.

  4. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 6:10pm UTC
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  5. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    ⍽ Lesbian
    ⍽ Gay
    ⍽ Bisexual
    ⍽ Straight
    ☑Human
    favorite if you support gay rights<3

  6. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:46am UTC
    "bad hair day?"
    "bad face day?"

  7. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 3:09am UTC
    Dear Diet Coke,
    I feel like you're overreacting.
    Sincerely, Mentos

  8. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 12:53am UTC
    weird facts #1
    In 1991, Elisabeth Hallin and Lasse Diding were fined $680 for naming their son Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (Pronounced “Albin”)

  9. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:15am UTC
    Monday: I'm shufflin'.
    Tuesday: I'm shuffin'.
    Wednesday: I'm shufflin'.
    Thrusday: Im shufflin'.
    Friday: Not shufflin', gotta get down on Friday.
    Saturday: I'm shufflin'.
    Sunday: I 'm shufftin'.

  10. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:26am UTC
    {i love you.}
    cool, i love food. «

  11. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:20am UTC
    Who's angry while playing "Angry Birds",
    • 5 % - the birds.
    • 95%- Me."

  12. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:38pm UTC
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  13. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    he saw you.
    he met you.
    he wanted you.
    he liked you.
    he chased you.
    he got you.
    he had you.
    he loved you.
    he got bored.
    he left.

  14. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    "I did something really stupid,"
    "What did you do?"
    "I trustedyou."

  15. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    :
    TheWorld.
    ingredients: mostly idiots.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    I have an addiction.
    It's called music.

  18. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 1:04am UTC
    Reasons why I'm still single:
    aI can't date the internet.
    aI can't date my favorite celebrity.
    aI can't date myself.
    aI can't date music.

  19. xojulianaxo xojulianaxo
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 1:05am UTC
    Showers,
    They help you think
    Help you understand things
    Help you work through boy troubles
    Get you clean
    Let you sing without being judged
    Are good shaving places
    What would we do without showers?
    Only me??
    nmf


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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