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Olisbabe *

Status: id love to hit you in the face with a fly-swatter

Member Since: 27 Feb 2012 08:51am

Last Seen: 18 Oct 2015 05:53pm

Location: 800+ Beautiful, Outgoing, Followers. <3 Thank You SO much.

Gender: F

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 8:30pm UTC

I think your mouth should be quiet..
CAUSE IT NEVER TELLS THE TRUTH ...

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 11:59am UTC

Heres to the kids who,
wish about their crush's at 11:11
♥♥♥

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

& am i the only one
that wonder's what i look like in someone else's eye's?

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 1:54am UTC

She paints a pretty picture,
But, this picture has a twist. Her paintbrush is a razor and her canvas is her wrist.
♥♥♥

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 3:53pm UTC

someone: are you okay?
*mind*: NO NOTHING IS FREAKING OKAY I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE
me: Yes just tired

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 3:27pm UTC

I gotta dig bick.
you that read wrong.
that awkward when you just read that wrong too.
and said "moment" after awkward.
This is awkward.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 1:07pm UTC

♥ Look at the Scars & tell me
is your joke still funny?
nmf/ MY QUOTE

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 12:14am UTC

R.I.P Amanda Todd.
i wish i could have talked to her before she decided to take her precious life.I wish i could have made her change her mind, or atleast think twice about it. im so sorry amanda. im sorry that you had to go threw such horrible things. im sorry you felt alone.im sorry you were bullied. Even tho were strangers,Your going to be in my heart forever and ever ♥♥♥.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 9:59pm UTC

scars: I won't judge
sad: I'll ask what's wrong but won't pressure you to tell me
cuts: I won't call you a attention seeker
suicidal: I won't tell you not to, I'll ask you not to though
depression: I won't tell you to 'be happy'
eating disorder: I'll encourage you to eat but won't force you too
crying: I'll comfort you
being bullied: I'll stand up for you
i'm here for you ♥

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 10:57pm UTC

plot twist: band asks to take a picture with you
plot twist: band screams when you ask them how they are
plot twist: band asks for your autograph
plot twist: band waits for you to come out of your car for hours
plot twist: band's heart races when you walk by them
plot twist: band tweets about you
plot twist: band loves you

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Heres to the kids,
on witty who get zero or less faves but still post's a quote almost every day!
♥♥♥
your all my insperation & you really know what witty's about.! -iTurtles..

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 9:56pm UTC

That awkward moment
when your pet stares at you ...
while your changing ....

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Heres to the kids who,
think they are forever alone, because their too shy to get noticed.
♥♥♥

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 2:10am UTC

Mom: *unlocks her door
Mom: *gets in car
Mom: *starts car
Mom: *fastens seat belt
Mom: *adjusts seat
Mom: *turns on radio
Mom: *realizes I'm still outside waiting for her to unlock the effing door

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Mom: The best things in life are free.
Concert Tickets: LOL
Merch: LOL
Food: LOL
Internet: LOL
Books: LOL
DVDs: LOL
Ed Sheeran: The worst things in life come free to us

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 10:47pm UTC

‎* Me texting KIK *
KIK: i was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
Me: lmfffaaoo!
KIK: i'm smart. its just random. You would be surprised what i can do at a moments notice.
Me: whats lmfao mean?
KIK: i do not understand you puny humans with your loling.
TRUE STORY!!!!!!! THIS REALLY HAPPENED!
iTurtles QUOTE!

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 6:35pm UTC

‎* friend thats 20 text's me *
Friend: Omgg.. i love this girl so muchh people say she's way to young for me but i love her so much! people just dont see what we have together........
Me: how old is she?
Friend: shes 11 but, age is just a number !
Me: yea! and jail is just a room.
iTurtles

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Tan's can be nice, but
when you look like you've just rolled out of a
cheeto's bag your doing wrong.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 11:54am UTC

Here's too all you boys..
the boys who self harm.
the boys who have eating disorders.
the boys who suffer from anxiety & depression.
the boys who are suicidal.
Don't worrie , your princess will come around
you are all beautiful guys! no matter what people tell you.
BOYS HURT TOO! WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THAT.?
blacklace's format. i

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 3:39pm UTC

attractive person: how are you today?
me: who the f**k paid you

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