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1. Olisbabe *
   posted a quote
   July 16, 2015 8:31pm UTC
   me: i dont f***ing care
   Beyoncé: i know you care!
   me: *breaks down and starts crying* you right i do
   
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2. Olisbabe *
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2015 7:47pm UTC
   Cardio? more like cardino
   Nmq.
   
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3. Olisbabe *
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2015 5:43pm UTC
   "They told me that to make her fall in love, i had to make her laugh. but eveytime she laughs i'm the one who falls in love."
   
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4. Olisbabe *
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   May 14, 2015 9:10pm UTC
   Professor: What inspired you to write this essay?
   Me: The due date
   Nmq.
   
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5. Olisbabe *
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   May 8, 2015 2:59pm UTC
   Has a fever: I'm okay Coughs out lungs: I'm okay Throat on fire: I'm okay Hungry: Death, Despair and chaos has entered my life Nmq
   
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6. Olisbabe *
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   May 6, 2015 5:33pm UTC
   HUGE TURN ON: When people smell good and are hot. Sometimes spicy. wrapped in tinfoil. Are actually burritos.
   Nmq.
   
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7. Olisbabe *
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   May 5, 2015 6:03pm UTC
   Every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of
   happiness you'll never get back ~ Unknown
   
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8. Olisbabe *
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   December 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC
   me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever
   
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9. Olisbabe *
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   November 1, 2013 4:55pm UTC
   We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are,
   So why do we treat humans any different?
   
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10. Olisbabe *
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    October 23, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    The worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn't good enough.
    NMQ
    
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11. Olisbabe *
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    August 26, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when you get in the van and theres no candy.
    nmq
    
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12. Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    I don't insult people, i describe them.
    
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13. Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    If i had it my way, I'd slit
    you're throat with the knife you left in my back.
    
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14. Olisbabe *
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    July 12, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    Guess who has a date on saterday!!!!!
    Not me.
    
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15. Olisbabe *
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    July 11, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Friend: Hey, you know what sucks?
    Me: vaccuums
    Friend: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
    Me: black holes
    Friend: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
    Me: lava?
    -tumblr
    
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16. Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
    2013: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
    
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17. Olisbabe *
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    June 19, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    plot twist: Honey Boo-boo grows up to be the hotest model in her generation.
    
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18. Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    YOU THINK YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO SOMEONE AND YOU'RE NOT.
    NMQ
    
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19. Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Me at school: Omg when i get home im going to take the LONGEST nap ever.
    Then when i wakeup im going to do ALL my homework and even some
    extra credit. if i have time, ill get on the computer after.
    Me when i get home: okay, ill just get on the computer for a minute.
    *its now 11:00*
    Me:
    Computer:
    Me:
    Computer:
    
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20. Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    laziness
    Is my middle name.
    
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