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Olisbabe *

Status: id love to hit you in the face with a fly-swatter

Member Since: 27 Feb 2012 08:51am

Last Seen: 18 Oct 2015 05:53pm

Location: 800+ Beautiful, Outgoing, Followers. <3 Thank You SO much.

Gender: F

user id: 278443

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  1. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2015 8:31pm UTC
    me: i dont f***ing care
    Beyoncé: i know you care!
    me: *breaks down and starts crying* you right i do

  2. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2015 7:47pm UTC
    Cardio? more like cardino
    Nmq.

  3. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2015 5:43pm UTC
    "They told me that to make her fall in love, i had to make her laugh. but eveytime she laughs i'm the one who falls in love."

  4. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2015 9:10pm UTC
    Professor: What inspired you to write this essay?
    Me: The due date
    Nmq.

  5. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2015 2:59pm UTC
    Has a fever: I'm okay Coughs out lungs: I'm okay Throat on fire: I'm okay Hungry: Death, Despair and chaos has entered my life Nmq

  6. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2015 5:33pm UTC
    HUGE TURN ON: When people smell good and are hot. Sometimes spicy. wrapped in tinfoil. Are actually burritos.
    Nmq.

  7. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2015 6:03pm UTC
    Every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of
    happiness you'll never get back ~ Unknown

  8. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever

  9. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are,
    So why do we treat humans any different?

  10. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    The worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn't good enough.
    NMQ

  11. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when you get in the van and theres no candy.
    nmq

  12. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    I don't insult people, i describe them.

  13. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    If i had it my way, I'd slit
    you're throat with the knife you left in my back.

  14. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    Guess who has a date on saterday!!!!!
    Not me.

  15. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Friend: Hey, you know what sucks?
    Me: vaccuums
    Friend: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
    Me: black holes
    Friend: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
    Me: lava?
    -tumblr

  16. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 10:10pm UTC
    2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
    2013: fear that real life people find me on the internet.

  17. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    plot twist: Honey Boo-boo grows up to be the hotest model in her generation.

  18. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    YOU THINK YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO SOMEONE AND YOU'RE NOT.
    NMQ

  19. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Me at school: Omg when i get home im going to take the LONGEST nap ever.
    Then when i wakeup im going to do ALL my homework and even some
    extra credit. if i have time, ill get on the computer after.
    Me when i get home: okay, ill just get on the computer for a minute.
    *its now 11:00*
    Me:
    Computer:
    Me:
    Computer:

  20. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    laziness
    Is my middle name.

:)

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