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iTori0716

  1. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:26pm UTC
    anybody else's cat dominate their laptop????

  2. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:13pm UTC
    i don't stalk,
    i just investigate.

  3. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    i'm just one step away from being rich. all i need now is money.

  4. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    I swear life would be so much better for us if we didn't have school. No more bullies and people telling us we aren't good enough. No more back-stabbing and heart breaks. Without school, we could finally find happiness.

  5. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    Thank you Wittians for posting your
    quotes. They always manage to make
    me smile
    <3

  6. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    Burritos are just Tacos that are shy

  7. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    Me: Mom, I'm hungry. Make me some food!
    Mom: Go make it yourself!
    Me: I'm not so hungry anymore...

  8. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Love and Hate go hand in hand because to hate someone means you had to have the loved them at some point

  9. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 12:38am UTC
    The 3 C's Of Life
    Choice, Chance, Change
    You Must Make A CHOICE
    to take a CHANCE or
    life will never CHANGE

  10. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 12:34am UTC
    i wanna be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye

  11. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    Weird is just a side effect of being awesome

  12. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    "Let's watch a scary movie!"
    *After the movie*
    "Dude, walk me to the bathroom."

  13. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    If opposites really do attract, then why aren't I covered in hot people right now?

  14. iTori0716 iTori0716
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    February 24, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    I would rather hit the remote to make it work
    than to change the batteries

  15. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    That moment of rejection when you reach down to touch your pet and they walk away

  16. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Stop living within the limitations of what people think of you and never look back

  17. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    Everyone says you only fall in love once. But that's not true because every time I see you,
    I FALL IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN <3

  18. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:27pm UTC
    I hate it when I meow at my cat and he doesn't meow back.
    Unbelievably Rude!

  19. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
    Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
    HungerGames Fans: Nope, I'm good

  20. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    There are plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I'll be stuck here holding my rod <3

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