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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:14am UTC
    i think sometimes we all need to
    go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 2:09am UTC
    i got 20 chicken nuggets
    10 for me and 10 for me

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 4:56am UTC
    hello human males, if you become friends with a girl with the intention of later becoming more than friends, don't you dare complain about her 'friendzoning you.' because she didn't do that; you girlfriendzoned her first and it's not fair to be mad at or insult her for not wanting to be in a relationship.
    becoming friends with someone for the single purpose of getting together with them later is kind of misleading and weird to begin with, actually, and if you act like her friend, she's going to see you like a friend??? because??? friends???
    and if you continue to call her misogynistic names and feel like you're entitled to her nether regions then you're an even worse scumbag and i hope you never get a girlfriend because you really don't deserve one if you only treat girls well when they're behaving how you want them to <3

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 1:02pm UTC
    AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
    Messages
    Mom
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    August 23rd, 2013
    is dinner ready yet?
    who is this?

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:05am UTC
    the boy: so, how are you?
    me: i'm pretty good
    him: well you're definitely pretty, and if you're good as well then i'm glad!"
    heART PALPITATIONS HE'S SO PRETTY TOO"

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    I really need a day
    between Saturday and Sunday.

  7. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 3:08am UTC
    I am so tired of the rude, unneeded comments I am getting for being "sexist".
    I'm so tired of how rude people need to be. They say they are fighting for women's rights, when merely that are verbally attacking all men for being "sexist". Have you ever heard of the iron jawed angels? The women who gave American women the right to vote? They were not rude, they were not hateful against every man. They fought for what they believed was right(which it was) by showing SEXIST people how ridiculous they were being. Instead of calling me a "priveleged white man" and telling me I cannot relate to your cause(which I can. Being bisexual, I am part of one of the most targeted groups in history. But that's an argument for another time), try being nice and not verbally attacking me for doing absolutely nothing. Instead of being just as sexist as you claim I am being, try being just a little kind. By calling me a "priveleged white man" and saying that all men are sexist, you're being just as bad as you claim we are. You're doing the very thing you are fighting against. Don't be a hypocrite, please.
    (was this what you were looking for disposition?)

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there
    has been a point in all our lives where we were literally
    just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't
    seem to have developed past that stage.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    Coffee's like crack to white people.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    OH GOD the other day i was eating some mini marshmallows (you know how it is) but the bag burst so i just emptied an entire jumbo sized bag of mini marshmallows into one of the pockets of my gym bag and forgot about them and today i was at the gym and i was rummaging through the bag looking for my chapstick and i ended up accidentally flinging a cloud of hundreds of marshmallows everywhere with about fifteen people watching and that is the most accurate portrayal of me as a person i've ever seen and i'm going to go and die now

  11. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 7:41am UTC
    I'm like a
    ping-pong ball switching back and forth from either
    side of the world...
    Format by Breeze

  12. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:04am UTC
    music is the answer.
    it always has been, and i've always known that, i just refused to accept it cause i was scared of the ineviotably high probability of it not happening.but that is all i want to do with my life and that's the only thing I'd ever love doing forever because it lives within the very depths of my heart & soul because it's the only thing that makes me feel alive.

  13. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:08am UTC
    Never let yourself be hidden or your voice be unheard. You weren't born to sit on the sidelines.
    Format by Breeze

  14. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 8:19am UTC
    and it's not these big changes that scare me the most.
    NO. WHAT SCARES ME MORE IS I DON'T FEEL A THING.
    Format by Breeze

  15. Pudding007 Pudding007
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 9:04am UTC
    Me out camping with a friend
    Friend: Did you know grizzlies can run at like 35 mph?? and considering we're both kinda slow if one shows up we're dead
    Me: I don't need to be fast, i just need to be faster than you

  16. Pudding007 Pudding007
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 9:09am UTC
    DID YOU KNOW #4
    while the true origin of kissing remains a mystery, historians believe that kissing developed only 3000 years ago in India. It was later popularized by the romans.

  17. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 9:44am UTC
    YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO SWEET
    AND A LITTLE TOO CUTE
    THAT YOU BECOME A LITTLE TOO BITTER INSTEAD.

  18. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? Why cheat? It's like throwing away a diamond, and picking up a rock.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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