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  1. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    don't you hate it
    when people make a joke about you, about something
    you're actually incredibly insecure about and they don't
    realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest,
    because it hurts so much and brings up memories you'd
    rather forget. but you can't say anything, because then
    people would know your weaknesses. they'd know how
    insecure you really are. so instead you just laugh it off,
    and hide the pain you feel inside.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    Me: I need to take a shower.
    Me: I will in 5 minutes.
    *5 minutes later*
    Me: 5 more minutes.
    *5 mniutes later*
    Me: 5 more minutes.
    *5 minutes later*
    Me: 5 more minutes.
    Someone else: *goes to the bathroom*
    Me: WOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TAKE A SHOWER

  3. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    Me: Does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
    Real life friends:
    Me:
    Real life friends:
    Internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    is it weird
    how I try to think of you at night
    just to hope you pop up in my dreams?
    To be honest , its been working
    because I get beautiful dreams about you,
    but it sucks because we weren’t living it ..

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    I turned into Squidward when I got annoyed
    with all the childish people around me
    I turned into Spongebob when I
    decided to have fun with my life
    I turned into Mr. Krabs when I tried
    to save my money and not waste it
    I turned into Plankton when I got obsessed
    with my computer and practically married it
    And I turned into Patrick when I stopped being
    social and practically lived under a rock

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 11:36pm UTC
    Turn the world off, turn the music on.
    II
    Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
    2:00
    -1:59
    Format credit; wittyxxgirlxx

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    ❒Single
    ❒Taken
    ✔ Unable to find love because, despite the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters.

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    *Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
    *Table breaks*

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    I want you
    I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up.
    I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed.
    I want to be the sheets your fingers crave at night;
    the blanket that wraps around you all night.
    I want to drink tea with you, share some records we find.
    I want to talk about everything in the world newspapers.
    I want to discuss with you, to be stubborn and quick-witted with you.
    I want to have differences between us.
    I want your flaws.
    All of them.
    I want go into the deepest corners of your mind
    and never get bored of you.
    I want to be surprised by the new all the time.
    I want to look at you like a movie, a living piece of art;
    always trying to chase what you crave …
    and capture you.

  10. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    He always raises his hands,
    but when he does, there is no sparkle in his eyes.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    He always wears long sleeves and long jeans.
    He has light blonde hair and transparent blue eyes.
    He has a small birthmark in the corner
    of his nose right by his eye.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    who carries his books through the halls quietly and slowly.
    as if his legs are sticks.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    he always goes to the library after school.
    he likes to read mystery novels.
    he sometimes picks biographies.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    for lunch he always packs a
    peanut butter sandwich and a cupcake.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    Today he asked to sit by me at lunch.
    his voice is nervous sounding.
    I say sure.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    he asked for my cell phone number and instagram.
    i give him my cell phone number and instagram.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    who texted me later that night.
    he said he had just got home from work.
    he tells me his problems.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    he has a father who's a marine and a mother who's a drug addict.
    he told me that every night she goes down to the local bar to get her supply of heroine and cocaine.
    she doesn't care for him.
    he supports himself.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    today was the first day he wore short sleeves.
    he has scars all over his pale skin.
    he sits next to me on the bus.
    he offers me a cupcake.
    he tells me he works for a bakery.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    today after school he doesn't go to the library.
    he asks me if i could go over to his house after school.
    i ask my mother and she says ok.
    we walked to his house.
    we took a short-cut through a park.
    the flowers are now in bloom.
    he picks one and puts it in my hair.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    his house is very small.
    right when i walk in the scent of alcohol hits my face.
    the living room has 3 red leather chairs and there's a small t.v. in front of them.
    the dining room is just a table with two stools.
    one of them looks like they've never been sat on.
    the kitchen is small also, there's only one cabinet, a tiny fridge, an oven, and a sink.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    he offers to walk me home, i take the offer.
    when we get to my doorstep he hugs me and thanks me for being his friend.
    There's a boy in my grade who sits in my row in math class.
    who's name is Eric
    and he is my best friend.
    this is actually true.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 10:35pm UTC
    thug life?
    more like hug life. come here.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Being lonely...
    Isn't it awful?
    Especially seeing all those cute relationship pictures
    everywhere you look!
    I’m sorry I sound desperate, but being LONELY is a awful feeling.
    When lights off, laying in bed, curl in ball,
    holding your pillow tight,
    imagining it was that “someone” you can’t have,
    and on top with all the thoughts
    that hits you too the deepest points you want to break down and cry.
    Yeah that kind of feeling is horrible ..

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    Me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
    Me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN

  14. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Want to know why I'm single?
    You meet a guy, randomly start talking one day, he compliments you on everything he can: "you're gorgeous", "you're cute" etc.. he asks about your past relationships, you tell him you've been hurt before he says " I would never hurt you", you tell him some funny life stories, he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you start to think he's a really nice guy, you then flirt back. He asks for your number, you give it to him straight away. Quickly; speaking to him becomes your daily routine, you count on him speaking to you, and whatever he does you smile instantly. He asks about your day and you speak all night. The night conversations are always the best. He always asks you if you're tired or you want to go to sleep but you say no and stay just to talk to him. You get butterflies every single time he speaks to you. You now tell your friends how much you like him. You're over the moon. You feel like the happiest girl in the world. but then one day, he randomly stops talking to you, stops putting the effort in and you have no idea why, you know something's changed but you're confused. He stops putting the effort in and you become all clingy and feel like a pest every time you pick up the strength to say "hi" to him, you come to a conclusion that its all your fault and he's mad at you for whatever you have done. He says "sorry, i've been busy" so, you let it go, but for days after maybe weeks and he's still busy constantly. every time you talk to her it becomes an argument, over the most stupidest of things.. you then stop putting the effort in thinking it works both ways, but it doesn't. You then stop speaking, weeks or months go by and you still haven't spoken. You notice that they call every other girl "perfect" and all the other things he called you. He's fine without you. He has already moved on and you're still mad and upset. You still hope that one day he will pop up and everything will go back to how it was, back to normal but you know that will never happen, you now compare every other guy to him. He forgot about you a long time ago, and you still don't want to believe you got played.
    And that my friends, is why I'm single.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 5:09am UTC
    everyone knows that story. everyone knows the story where the knight slays the dragon to save the princess's life, they kiss, and then they live happily ever after.
    i prefer the story where the dragon fell in love with the princess first.
    i prefer the story where he tried to tell her he loved her but smoke billowed from his mouth instead, and he tried to hold her close to him but his claws tore her dress and scratched her skin.
    in that story, the dragon is so in love that he burns the world to the ground in search of something - anything that is brighter than she is.
    (in that story, the dragon lies down in the mud and lets the knight slay him, because it's easier than having to watch the way she looks at him.)

  16. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    "Muffins are just ugly cupcakes."
    No. Cupcakes are not beautiful. They are exactly like muffins, except cupcakes feel the need to hide behind "makeup" and "accessories". Take all of that off, and muffins and cupcakes are exactly the same. So while cupcakes aren't comfortable in their skin, muffins are. Muffins let the world see who they really are rather than what they're pretending to be. Be a muffin in a world of cupcakes.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    There are six basic types of fear.
    1. terror
    2: panic
    3. 3 text messages and fourteen missed calls from mom
    4: username or password is incorrect
    5. we need to talk
    6: internet connecction unavailable

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.

  19. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Just because you're shy around new people
    Doesn't mean you have social anxiety.
    Just because you yelled at your friend for no reason
    Doesn't mean you suffer from bipolar disorder.
    Just because you get nervous before a big test
    Doesn't mean you have anxiety.
    Just because you're upset that someone died
    Doesn't mean you have any form of depression.
    Just because you're watching your weight a little more than you did five years ago
    Doesn't mean you're becoming anorexic.
    People these days seem to want to have mental disorders.
    Mental disorders aren't cute or fun. They are legitimate illnesses that people actually struggle with everyday.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

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