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1. animallover721
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   Mom: Eat your vegetables!
   Kid: I HATE vegetables!
   Mom: But they like you!
   Kid: THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THEM!
   LOL
   
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2. BeYourself1311
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 6:44pm UTC
   format by; idance
   regular marriage and gay marriage
   are like bikini tops and bras,
   the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.
   n m q
   
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3. MyWittyProfile
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   Niall: Perverted 12-13 year olds scare me..
   Me: Awh shiz. I'm screwed.
   
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4. delirant
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC
   Popular Girl
   I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
   Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
   Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
   29 minutes ago · Like
   Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
   27 minutes ago ' like
   Me
   I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
   Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
   My Dad You have me!:D
   29 minutes ago · Like
   
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5. guitargirl13
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 12:08pm UTC
   This is Joseph Kony.
   (-.-)
   /█\
   ||
   How many slaps can he get?
   1 FAVE = 1 Slap
   
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6. ShayLovesYouxo
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 9:03pm UTC
   Fav If You DON'T Smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~~ Comment If You Smoke !!!!
   Just wondering (; let the best winn .♥
   
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7. xxokiraxxo
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   When a girl vents to you
   Don't call her a whiner.
   Be happy she trusted you enough to vent to you in the first place.
   Format by xxokiraxxo(:
   
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8. yourcool
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 6:04pm UTC
   My friend Phillip had his lip removed today.
   Now we call him Phil.
   
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9. teenager_posts
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   TeenagerPost#151
   Someone told me I'm immature and need to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my treehouse now?
   nmf.nmq.
   
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10. mwittym
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    I wonder
    How much lipstick, fake eyelashes and how many wigs Nicki Minaj has.
    nmf
    
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11. Jade672
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    Favourite this for;
    Username;
    okay | good | great | amazing | perfect | marry me
    Profile;
    okay | good | great | amazing | perfect | marry me
    Your quotes;
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    Profile picture;
    okay | good | great | amazing | perfect| marry me
    Rating;
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    NMQ IDEA.
    
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12. hugamoose3
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    I've never been kissed.
    I've never had a boyfriend. I've never ben held tight by the boy i like. I've never been paid attention to. I've never worn that skin tight dress. I've never been that "pretty girl". I'm the one people forget to tag in pictures on facebook. I'm the annoying friend. I'm the girl who see's her friends at the mall and realizes that they didn't invite her to go with her. I'm the girl who slaps on a smile when i want to burst into tears. I'm the girl who uses witty as her escape from her bitter reality, but still feels out of place.
    I'm an average teenage girl.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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13. Sprunch
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    on my way to gym today a little sixth grade boy came up to me and said " I got a new phone yesterday ... Can you text me sometime? " made my day . ♥
    
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14. SoftballLover69
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    I wonder if anyone ever looks at
    me and thinks,
    "I wish I was that pretty.."
    Because, that's what I think when I look at everyone else..
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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16. boylover13flirtz14
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 12:23pm UTC
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17. ILoveYouforever01
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    i am going to leave 50 $
    in my will to whoever will wear a grim reaper costume at my funeral and just stand there completely silent.
    
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18. Leatherandlace
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    "You break it, you buy it." Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there, & awkwardly walk away.
    
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19. bam_margera13
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 3:35pm UTC
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20. muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:50pm UTC
    &I would pay some serious cash for someone
    to name a hur ricane
    Shanaynay
    nmf
    
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