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  1. rawr617love rawr617love
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 1:35am UTC
    Dude i wasn't that Drunk...
    You thought my mailbox was a tiger attacking you:P
    NMF*

  2. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:03pm UTC
    Saying
    " DUDE "
    Before you say something important.

  3. Spongebobquotes Spongebobquotes
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    Spongebob Quote # 7
    Patrick: I'll tell you the story of the Ugly Barnacle. There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everybody died. The End.

  4. theinvisibleninja5 theinvisibleninja5
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 2:46pm UTC
    don't make
    me laugh, i'm trying
    to be mad
    AT YOU.♥

  5. pinkklemonnadee pinkklemonnadee
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 8:48am UTC
    Does anyone<<<
    think that a joke becomes ten times funnier when you
    >>>can't talk?
    nmf

  6. ohhemmgeeitszoe ohhemmgeeitszoe
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    Seeing a bug;
    And instantly feeling like 23480 are crawling on you.
    Click the heart if you know what I'm saying.

  7. sophiekins sophiekins
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 3:56am UTC
    ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦
    when someone tells you to
    expect the unexpected
    slap them in the face and
    ask if they expected it
    ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦

  8. xxJust_Let_Goxx xxJust_Let_Goxx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    Acheivements of Life
    5 years old: not peeing yourself.
    8 years old: pouring a bowl of cereal.
    12 years old: first boy/ girlfriend.
    16 years old: getting your learners' permit.
    18 years old: getting your drivers license.
    21 years old: having your first drink.
    26 years old: graduating college.
    30 years old: getting married.
    35 years old: having a family and good job.
    45 years old: not having a mid-life crisis.
    55 years old: getting your dirvers license back.
    65 years old: getting your drivers license back. (again)
    75 years old: pouring a bowl of cereal.
    85 years old: not peeing yourself.

  9. theinvisibleninja5 theinvisibleninja5
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    you know
    you're in trouble when your mom is
    calling you by your
    FULL NAME.♥

  10. Ipodaddict4now Ipodaddict4now
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    BOB IS SUCH A COMMON
    NAME
    but yet i dont know any bobs

  11. _regret _regret
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. iloveyou1437 iloveyou1437
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    Grab
    somebody ugly
    and tell them
    bye.
    nmf

  13. laurababyx0x0 laurababyx0x0
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    "I could really use a wish right now;"
    LOL JK
    I'm Timmy Turner.

  14. im_a_angry_bird im_a_angry_bird
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    & i am
    one of those people who says "haha" instead of "lol".

  15. Bunny_Dee Bunny_Dee
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 4:12am UTC
    sooooooo;
    I don't really know what to say, but I don't want to stop talking

  16. im_a_angry_bird im_a_angry_bird
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    don't try this at home!
    "dude.. we have to try this... "

  17. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 12:29pm UTC
    "what if there was no Google?
    "i dunno, Google it"

  18. soccermaniac1102 soccermaniac1102
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    Awkward: Your cell phone going off full volume at a funeral.
    Even more awkward: Your ringtone being, "I Will Survive" ♥

  19. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 6:23am UTC
    Mistyping "good"
    and accidentally typing "I'm god."♥

  20. annabel6 annabel6
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 10:34am UTC
    trying to get that last bit of drink in your cup
    ice attacks your face.
    nmf

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