Acheivements of Life
5 years old: not peeing yourself.
8 years old: pouring a bowl of cereal.
12 years old: first boy/ girlfriend.
16 years old: getting your learners' permit.
18 years old: getting your drivers license.
21 years old: having your first drink.
26 years old: graduating college.
30 years old: getting married.
35 years old: having a family and good job.
45 years old: not having a mid-life crisis.
55 years old: getting your dirvers license back.
65 years old: getting your drivers license back. (again)
75 years old: pouring a bowl of cereal.
85 years old: not peeing yourself.