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iHeartMuffins

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Member Since: 27 Dec 2011 04:33pm

Last Seen: 5 Jun 2013 06:03pm

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iHeartMuffins
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:13pm UTC

ADIOS BITCHACHOS

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iHeartMuffins
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June 3, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Balloons are weird...
"happy birthday, here's a sack of my breath"

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iHeartMuffins
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October 1, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever alone.

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iHeartMuffins
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August 14, 2012 1:51pm UTC

If a tomato is a fruit...
is ketchup considered a smoothie?

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iHeartMuffins
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April 30, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Giving someone gum is like dealing drugs.
You saw nothing , you heard nothing, you didnt get it from me.

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iHeartMuffins
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 1:46pm UTC

KEEP
CALM
AND
SHOOT AN ARROW
THREW AN APPLE

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iHeartMuffins
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March 23, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Me without you
is like
facebook without friends
YouTube without videos
Google without results

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iHeartMuffins
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March 17, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Laying in bed,
remembering a conversation in your head,
and imagining what you should've said instead.

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iHeartMuffins
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March 15, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Today i figured out that on McDonalds burgers it says 100% beef, but they only say that cause it's the beef company's name.
MIND = BLOWN

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iHeartMuffins
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 3:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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iHeartMuffins
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 9:23am UTC

#1 rule in arguments
If you're losing
start correcting their grammar

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iHeartMuffins
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March 9, 2012 5:14pm UTC

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
nmq
follow and i'll follow back :)

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iHeartMuffins
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Soo what do you want to do?
IDK what do you wanna do
Doesnt matter, whatever you wanna do
Well I wanna do whatever you want to do
i dont know what i wanna do though so lets do what you wanna do
Well i dunno either so just tell me what you want to do already
fave if this happens to you

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iHeartMuffins
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 9:38pm UTC

We have netbooks at our school for students to use.
i always go on witty,
then open another tab with a wikipedia article.
Today I did that and i couldn't help but to laugh out loud when i read a funny quote
The teacher came by to see what I was laughing at
But i changed the tab really fast
and she was like
" I love to see students that enjoy doing work"

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iHeartMuffins
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Whenever i tell my mom I can't find something, she takes it as a chance to make me clean the entire house.

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iHeartMuffins
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March 1, 2012 10:43pm UTC

Why does the need to pee intensify by a million when you're trying to unlock the door to your house ?

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iHeartMuffins
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March 1, 2012 6:22pm UTC

When somebody touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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iHeartMuffins
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Goodbye beiber fever
Hello One Direction infection