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  1. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    How Can Someone Love You
    ...The Real You...
    If you're not being yourself
    -Jasmine Sanders.

  2. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    It's amazing how someone can break your heart
    & you still love them with every broken piece of it.

  3. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Subway is like prostitution
    You pay a stranger to do your wife's job

  4. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast
    & the only one who loves you is your mom

  5. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you're talking about someone in a text
    and then you accidentally send it to
    the person you were talking about.

  6. guzgirl1996 guzgirl1996
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 1:43am UTC
    Some might say I'm a cutter
    but it was never deep,
    Some might say I'm an insomniac
    but I still get some sleep,
    Some might say I'm anorexic
    but I still have some to eat,
    Some might say I'm depressed
    but they're not too far off beat.

  7. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Everyone wants to be happy
    No one wants to be in pain
    But you can't have the rainbow
    Without Any Rain
    Format Credit To "FreakyiiZ"

  8. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    At wendy's, I saw a Burker King employee
    I felt like I was witnessing an affair

  9. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    LIFE IS UNFAIR
    Because if it was fair, we wouldn't know how strong we are and who our real friends are.

  10. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    SUNGLASSES
    Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught.
    It's like Facebook, but in real life.

  11. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    I have Started a band called "Free Beer"
    because when people see a sign that says
    "Free Beer Tomorrow @ 9PM"
    everyone is going to be there.

  12. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    "Hey are you free tomorrow?"
    "No, Im expensive"


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  15. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
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    June 22, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    No, I Didn't Fall;
    But I Knew The Floor Just Wanted My Body

  16. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    I wonder if it's ok for a teacher
    to give a homless kid homework


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