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  1. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 1:06am UTC
    It's weird to come onto Witty now.
    It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it.
    I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
    I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me.

  2. XxSamsGirlxX XxSamsGirlxX
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    me: *makes awesome quote that thinks will get 200 likes*
    me: *reads through top quotes while waiting for people to like my new quote*
    me: *clicks on next page and sees no notifications*
    me: Well maybe after the next page...
    me: *clicks after reading through second page of top quotes, no notifications*
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: Well maybe I'll have 200 notiications if I log off and come back later.
    me: *close witty*
    me: *logs back on 3 hours later*
    me: *sees no notifications*
    me:
    me:
    me: Well at least I tried.

  3. sunnynicky sunnynicky
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 12:05am UTC
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    My dentist told me once
    that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it was not hurting you doesn’t mean you did not notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
    ♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥▬♥
    Format by twilightgirl995

  4. DANMOON DANMOON
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    To realize the value of ONE YEAR
    ask a student who failed a grade
    To realize the value of ONE MONTH
    ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
    To realize the value of ONE WEEK
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
    To realize the value of ONE DAY
    ask the person who was born on February 29th
    To realize the value of ONE HOUR
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
    ask the person who missed the train
    To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
    ask the person who just advoided an accident
    To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
    ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Well, I have to admit, out of all the things I thought they'd do at the Olympics,
    I never predicted a battle between Mary Poppins and a 40-foot tall Lord Voldemort.

  6. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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  7. 2WriteLOVEonMyArms 2WriteLOVEonMyArms
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    the weird part?
    I'm perfectly fine with spending every part of every day
    surfing this sight
    made by someone named "Steve"
    ...
    who is apparently a dinosaur.

  8. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    *Me at the store*
    Me:Ok. I had five things on the list. But there's only four things in the cart... Oh well.
    *Back at home in the bathroom*
    Me:NO!

  9. beyourself03 beyourself03
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    "That snack that smiles back, goldfish!"
    common....you know you just sang that in that same sing-songy voice as the commercial
    nmf

  10. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Interviewer: "Who was your first real crush?"
    Harry: "Louis Tomlinson"
    Interviewer: "How does he feel about that?"
    Harry: "Mutual, we've discussed it"

    format credit to OneDirection LOL

  11. jellybabe88 jellybabe88
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    Girlfriend: i had such a bad day i need 2see your 8===D
    Boyfriend: this is maxs mom, thats so sweet u had a bad day and want to see his smile .
    Girlfriend: yeah! i missed him so much 2day!! can u show him this text?
    Boyfriend: sure! i showed him and he said he cant wait to see your (.)(.)!! i think he means eyes!! you guys are so cute together ! :)
    FAVE IF YOU LUAGHT OR SIMLED WHEN YOU READ THIS!!!!

  12. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    I mustache you a question.
    Can't you shave it for later?
    No, but I'll make it furry quick.
    Well, come hair and tell me.
    ...we're never speaking about this again.
    An actual (in-person) conversation between a friend and I :) nmf

  13. Breath_Of_Fresh_Air Breath_Of_Fresh_Air
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    What if April Fool' s day doesn’ t exist and its been the longest prank in History ?

  14. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Simon says jump.
    Simon didn't say land, you're all out.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    ADMIT IT.
    You walk past girls at school thinking
    "Why aren't I that beautiful?"
    You walk past good looking guys thinking
    "Why can't I be his girlfriend?"
    You walk past a cute couple thinking
    "I am not perfect enough to be in a relationship"
    You walk past a rich house thinking
    "Why can't I live in that house?"
    You walk past a mirror thinking
    "Why did I have to be me?"

  16. wittyness wittyness
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 1:43pm UTC
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  17. cutie_pie1234 cutie_pie1234
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    H O W T O S A V E T H E W O R L D :
    1: Make a document titled "The World"
    2: Save it.

  18. crazycarina crazycarina
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    *Swimming*
    *Sees bee*
    *Goes underwater*
    Now I am untouchable!>:D

  19. bubbleland360 bubbleland360
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Heyy :)
    Can't talk, playing COD.
    Oh, okay text me later?
    K
    *Later*
    Hey finished playing COD :)
    Can't talk, playing temple run.
    Use the pause button? :L
    Did you use the pause button when you were playing COD?
    No
    Then I will not use it on temple run.
    Well played. Text me when you're done being mad.
    K.
    format credit to whoever made this format :)

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Boyfriend:I have something
    to ask you.
    Girlfriend:Yes?
    Boyfriend:It is very serious and
    requires a serious answer.
    Girlfriend:OMG im scared now..
    Boyfriend:Do you know the muffin man?
    Girlfriend:I hate you.
    nmq

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