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Member Since: 2 Aug 2011 04:00pm

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 11:46am UTC

I'd like a Sprite
We only have Sierra Mist, Is that okay?
Depends, Is Monopoly money okay?
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Me: Call Me?
Friend: ma-
Me: I swear if you say maybe, I will drop kick you.
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 5:01pm UTC

sometimes
I think
"I'm so funny."
"Why don't I have my own television show?"
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Friend: #fml
Me: #thisisnottwitter #dontuse#
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 9:13pm UTC

C onfidence
so easytofake,
but easier to
break.

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 5:51pm UTC

"Hey, remember when you were-"
"NOPE! I mean... that wasn't me."
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 1:00pm UTC

"Where are you getting your accents from?"
"Oh, I don't know,
Peter Pan, Geico Gecko, Harry Potter, Phineas and Ferbs Grandad"
"Are there any that don't come from fictional characters?"
"Does Russell Brand count?"
~psych
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 12:45pm UTC

"Sometimes
I talk louder
to blind people."
~new girl
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 11:04am UTC

Up until yesterday, I thought Genovia was a real place.

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 3:50pm UTC

but you
pinky promised
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 3:13pm UTC

"The sh*t you say is absurd"
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 3:06pm UTC

When God made me,
He added a teaspoon of SWEET
A pinch of SASS
And a shake of SEXY
...
But the top came off.

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 8:00pm UTC

BAZINGA.
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 7:03pm UTC

I'M
TOO
GOOD
FOR
YOU
A N Y W A Y
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 6:54pm UTC

I NEVER
GOT TO
SAY
GOODBYE

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 6:13pm UTC

LIFE WAS SO EASY WHEN . . .
there was no one to impress.
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 1:25pm UTC

I THINK
common sense my dear,
whenever i see you ...
DO THAT
nmf

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Somebody out there
Knows exactly how you feel

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 12:33pm UTC

Turnon the
LIGHTS, I CAN'T HEAR YOU

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hsvolleygirl
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Sometimes I count my toes
just to make sure they're all there

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