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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 16, 2009 11:02pm UTC

Is Santa the new Edward Cullen?
"He sees you when you're sleeping...."

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 14, 2009 8:34pm UTC

Oh the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
And I've bought some corn for popping,
The lights are turned way down low,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
When we finally kiss goodnight,
How I hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight,
All the way home I'll be warm.
The fire is slowly dying,
And, my dear, we're still good-bying,
But as long as you love me so,
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 1:40am UTC

I'm not here right now so
go build yourself a
O i
>l< r d
^ _____ b~~~~~~ge______---> and get over it.

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 1:25am UTC

Don't you hate it when you go to a website and when it's finished loading it says
"Congradulations, you have been chosen to receive a $1,000 Wal-Mart gift card"
just to realize that it pops up for everybody?

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 1:17am UTC

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Santa's on his way;
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh.
And every mother's child is going to spy,
To see if reindeer really know how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 1:05am UTC

So I was just looking through some quotes... And I found one that I made from like a month ago. Is that even supposed to happen on Witty?!

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 1:03am UTC

~Harry Potter~
Because we all cried when we didn't get our acceptance letters to
Hogwarts.

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 12:50am UTC

Fish are friends; not food!
-Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 13, 2009 12:36am UTC

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And I’m proud to be an American where as least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A.

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 5, 2009 5:14pm UTC

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 5, 2009 3:11pm UTC

I'd get ten thousand hugs
from ten thousand lightning bugs
as they tried to teach me how to
*dace*.
-Fireflies by Owl City
Okay I did not come up with this, and a few people have already made a quote like this, so credit goes to them

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 5, 2009 11:26am UTC

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( *>*) |Merry Christmas|
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( : )
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Okay please no copying this!! PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ DON'T!!!!!
Oh, and if you're wandering what the Merry Christmas is, it's the Snowman holding up a sign.

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hpfan796
posted a quote
December 5, 2009 10:12am UTC

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Merry Christmas!

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hpfan796
posted a quote
November 2, 2009 10:16pm UTC

How come I dress like them,
talk like them,
look like them,
but they still think I'm a loser?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ohh, that's right.... I don't ACT like them,
because they're ixdxixoxtxs
all mine no jocking please

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hpfan796
posted a quote
November 2, 2009 9:33pm UTC

Okay. So. You think he's a weirdo. But he's MY weirdo. So shut up.

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hpfan796
posted a quote
October 20, 2009 6:23pm UTC

Every day it's the same.
I think...
I wonder....
Then I see him...
And my heart bursts.
And then...
He looks away.

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hpfan796
posted a quote
October 18, 2009 10:25am UTC

Today i saw the SUNRISE and it was BEAUTIFUL

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hpfan796
posted a quote
October 18, 2009 10:17am UTC

Okay this isn't a quote.... But I have a question...... HOW THE HECK DO YOU MAKE FADES?