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yourcool
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October 13, 2016 6:00am UTC

I’m sitting in class and I just hear this kid say to his friend:
“Why would the clowns attack college campuses if we’re all dead inside anyway?”

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Rawrii
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October 19, 2016 12:27pm UTC

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I'm blind

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Gi1433
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October 20, 2016 12:23am UTC

That moment #12
When you get on Witty 4 years after you made it and cringe at everything you wrote

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dontsellyourselfshort
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October 24, 2016 4:11pm UTC

YOU MAY SAY THAT I'M A DREAMER, BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. I HOPE SOMEDAY YOU'LL JOIN US AND THE WORLD WILL BE AS ONE.

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soldsoul
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October 26, 2016 12:04pm UTC

exit the womb they saidlife will be great they said

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PrimarilyParamore*
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October 30, 2016 3:57pm UTC

“
It costs $0.00 to keep your Anti Candy Corn propaganda to Yourself.
”

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fallinggirl
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November 1, 2016 9:50pm UTC

when you come back 5 years later. so much cringe! 😭

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seafoam*
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November 6, 2016 11:56am UTC

This is an important lesson to remember when you’re having a bad day, a bad month, or a s.hitty year. Things will change: you won’t feel this way forever. And anyway, sometimes the hardest lessons to learn are the ones your soul needs most. I believe you can’t feel real joy unless you’ve felt heartache. You can’t have a sense of victory unless you know what it means to fail. You can’t know what it’s like to feel holy until you know what it’s like to feel really f.ucking evil. And you can’t be birthed again until you’ve died.
— Kelly Cutrone, If You Have to Cry, Go Outside

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seafoam*
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May 7, 2013 7:42pm UTC

I honestly hate school. I hate the constant pressure to fit in and make good grades, the tedious routine, the waking up early every morning just to go somewhere I'm judged by strangers. But despite all of that, I'm hoping these next three years take their time. I know once we leave, we'll never see each other again. We'll move away, go to college, start families, and live separate lives, and we'll no longer be a part of each other's. That scares me, because already you've become such a big piece of mine. I don't want you to fade away with the rest of my childhood. I don't want to say goodbye.

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Did Jay-z call Beyonce..
'Feyonce'
after he had proposed or?

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Ethanol
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Worst feelings ever:
1) Waiting for something you know won't happen
2) Feeling like you have no one and all alone
3) Being ignored.

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伤*
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May 7, 2013 2:55pm UTC

People arent afraid
OF SAYING I LOVE YOU.
They are afraid of hearing
the response

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:29pm UTC

do you guys realize
we can change our lives any time we want
like you can just go ahead and travel the world,
stop eating meat,
shave your head,
start running,
tell that person you hate why you hate them so much,
confess your love to someone
and kiss them unexpectedly
like w hy don’t we do that?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

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AlNicholas

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September 30, 2011 2:30pm UTC

the awkward first 30 minutes of a party

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MyEye6
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May 4, 2009 3:30am UTC

NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL
you should a l w a y s remember who's important in your life
because there is always that :c e r t a i n::s o m e o n e: who will be there
for you {[n o m a t t e r w h a t.]} It could be a best friend, a special
someone, p a r e n t s, relatives, even p e t s, but those people
will a l w a y s be there for you. Even when you are feeling;;
ALL ALONE.

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xotristy12xo
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October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC

my parents: you're beautiful honey
old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
boys: ew what is that creature

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
August 2, 2011 6:20pm UTC

who else thinks it's cute
when you catch a guy looking at you? ♥

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emma21
posted a quote
December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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