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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 11:46pm UTC

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Him: I'd like to call you, what's your number?
Her: It's in the phone book.
Him: But i don't know your name.
Her: That's in the phone book too.

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 8:15pm UTC

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Him: Is this seat empty?
Her: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 8:07pm UTC

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Him: Where have you been all my life?
Her: Hiding from you.

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 8:03pm UTC

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Him: I think I could make you very happy
Her: Why? Are you leaving?

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 7:54pm UTC

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Him: If i could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Her: If i saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 7:46pm UTC

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Him: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Her: Yes, that's why i don't go there anymore.

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 7:39pm UTC

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Him: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out
Her: Okay, get out.

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 7:36pm UTC

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Him: Can I buy you a drink?
Her: Actually, I would rather have the money.

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 7:32pm UTC

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Him: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Her: I must've been given your share.

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 7:30pm UTC

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Him: I'm a Photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Her: I'm a Plastic Surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

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LindaChristine
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August 8, 2010 8:11pm UTC

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Him: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Her: Do Not Enter.

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chealseexpeace
posted a quote
August 9, 2010 3:47am UTC

89,000 people die every single night
in there sleep for no reason
at all. So be happy each morning
when you wake up. you were the lucky one that
made it.

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katiee_x333
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 10:22pm UTC

who else loves how
t a n
they look in the shower?

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VEGA*
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August 8, 2010 5:16pm UTC

“we do not remember days,
we remember moments”

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xScYx
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August 9, 2010 10:28am UTC

being a teen #5
you watch tv, listen to music, &are on the computer while doing your homework

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xalllixsooonnx
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 6:09pm UTC

yes, i do smile stupidly at the computer
when someone says something cute. :)

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NicoleLovesYou
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 6:48am UTC

you're the reason
i draw those stupid
hearts all over my books.
[♥]

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J_money
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August 8, 2010 4:20pm UTC

Her: If i broke your Xbox would you still go out with me?
Him: Of course.
Her: How about if i was a little chubby?
Him: Yes. I would still go out with you.
Her: ...if i took your Call of Duty and broke it in half?
Him: ...pack your bags just in case.
♥

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aleciiax3
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 10:02am UTC

JUST KNOWING THAT;
»YOU CAN'T HAVE SOME
THING* MAKES YOU WANT
IT SO MUCH MORE &
FIGHT - JUST A
LITTLE BIT HARDER. ♥

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xoxsummerxgalxox
posted a quote
August 8, 2010 11:01am UTC

I Found An Old Diary Of Mine.
It is about three years old, and most of its entries are about my
day. But I flipped towards the back of the diary, and there was
his name, in a heart. Following that, there were entries stating-
"My wish for 2008 is for him to like me" and "Why won't he give
me a chance?" I find it funny how I still like him like that, years
later. There's just something that keeps me holding on, when I
should let go. I still am waiting and waiting for that one chance.
♥

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